It took an unbelievably frustrating two months for Penn State to officially name its new head coach, and it has taken less than five days thereafter for that coach to fill out a talented staff. Today, Bill O'Brien named the final two non-GA members of his staff in New England Patriots offensive assistant George Godsey and South Carolina special teams coach John Butler.
South Carolina special teams coach John Butler will join the Nittany Lions, although his role is likely as the defensive backs coach, and New England Patriots offensive assistant George Godsey will be the quarterbacks coach, according to several reports.

It remains unclear whether Butler will also reprise his role from South Carolina and take over the special teams duties, but it seems a likely outcome. Additionally, with Godsey taking the QB coach tag, it is still uncertain how the head coach, offensive coordinator, QB coach roles will be separated. O'Brien has said that he wants to handle play-calling duties his first year, and with no offensive coordinator named as of yet, it suggests that O'Brien will be a dual head coach/coordinator. However, there is some speculation that Godsey, currently in Foxboro with O'Brien prepping for Saturday's showdown with Denver, could handle the coordinator position as well.
All in all, the assembled staff has been met with pretty solid support. Welcome, Penn State fans, your new football overlords:
Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator - Bill O'Brien
Defensive Coordinator - Ted Roof
Quarterbacks Coach - George Godsey
Running Backs Coach - Charles London
Wide Receivers Coach - Stan Hixon
Tight Ends Coach - John Strollo
Offensive Line Coach - Mac McWhorter
Defensive Line Coach - Larry Johnson
Linebackers Coach - Ron Vanderlinden
Defensive Backs Coach - John Butler
Graduate Assistant -
Graduate Assistant -
Strength Training - John Thomas
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f'in A
let’s do this
hbeach08 - January 11, 2012
Love the enthusiasm
But I wish it weren’t January :-(
Artiefufkin10 - January 11, 2012
At least he has the time to do
lot of evaluation, a lot of dialogue and a lot of documentation.
jtothep - January 11, 2012
I wish we had a 27 month offseason
this one time only
hbeach08 - January 11, 2012
LOL
Artiefufkin10 - January 11, 2012
But how would they graduate players and have room for new ones/
Artiefufkin10 - January 11, 2012
What's this "graduate" thing you speak of?
/SEC’d
IcersGuy - January 11, 2012
Just paying attention to ST will help
ST doesn’t require a genius. It’s kind of like the same play every time, really. It just needs somebody who will take responsibity for it.
reedjohnmiller - January 11, 2012 via mobile
Leroy Jenkins!!
bbpennstate10 - January 11, 2012
Any speculation out there about the GA's?
like DC17
GoodOleDays - January 11, 2012
Would be great to see DC17 on the sideline
Cream - January 11, 2012
This would be
another great way for BOB to earn some cred from the fanbase. Bring in another young PSU guy to get his career started. DC17 would be a huge addition in that regard.
Tailgate Shogun - January 11, 2012
Agreed.
I can only see positive outcomes stemming from that move.
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
DC17's been on the sideline a lot . . .
. . . to the point where my brother assumed he had some sort of coaching job. Might not be so far-fetched.
BurrowesBldg - January 11, 2012
DC17 is da man!
I’m the small white dude in the pic . . . .
PSU_Lions_84 - January 11, 2012
What pic?
Not to sound dumb, but the only pic I see is the one at the beginning of the post.
I somehow don’t believe you’re the little guy. If so, impressive writing for a 6 year-old. :)
wonderlin - January 11, 2012
Godsey Bio
From other thread, in case people find it illimunating.
Godsey played QB at Ga Tech and was named 2nd team All-ACC. He received a BS and MS in Industrial Engineering (which I’ve learned is fake engineering). Played a year in Arena football where he won a championship. When O’Leary went to UCF, Godsey joined staff as a GA. He was promoted to QB Coach after a year as GA. After 4 seasons of being QB coach, he spent a year as the RB Coach at UCF. Then the Patriots came calling and he was named QB Coach in February of 2011.
Cream - January 11, 2012
Those IE's make a lot of money though
It may be “fake engineering” but I know two who graduated from PSU and they are doing pretty well.
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
oh yeah
guess i could’ve mentioned that also. i guess they get the last laugh
NuclearLion - January 11, 2012
I am honestly curious about what kind of work they do? What do their jobs entail?
WorldBFat - January 11, 2012
Both of my friends
Are in consulting (not that I know specifically what they do), but they work closely with the defense contractors (McDonnell Douglass, Northrup Grumman, etc.) and make a boatload of money doing it.
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
It’s management consulting. Just telling people how to do things easier/quicker/with less money. It’s fantastic for lazy people like me – I’ve spent my whole life training for it.
“I have to walk to the kitchen to get beer? Hell, let me make a robot/get a minifridge/train my dog to get it.”
Truck O'Saurus - January 11, 2012 via Android app
PSU IE in the house
PSU’s Industrial Engineering program is consistently rated in the top 3 or 4 in the country. My relatively short IE career has been in Material Handling/Logistics and in the two companies I’ve worked for, many of the VP’s and Senior VP’s have been IE’s. In short, IE’s help companies do everything faster, cheaper, and more reliably. And they are likely to end up being your boss, so be nice to them. But, we don’t build cars or bridges or airplanes, so that kinda sucks :(
moosepsu - January 11, 2012
We do have control of rapid prototyping though.
And that’s pure awesomeness. Literal 3D printers, can fabricate anything you design in CAD in a matter of hours.
dbl5030 - January 11, 2012
yeahp
Rapid prototyping was one of my senior elective courses. Really cool technology.
moosepsu - January 11, 2012 via Android app
I am genuinely curious about this, not (merely!) knocking IEs...
How do you help the companies do things faster, cheaper, and more reliably?
WorldBFat - January 11, 2012
hard to explain
To pick one example, imagine a car assembly line with multiple stations each performing multiple processes. An IE should be able to analyze each process and optimize it both for speed and safety. Then analyze the overall workflow of the assembly line to reduce total lead time. Then be able to analyze data to determine if the assembly is meeting specifications. All of that by using a mix of math and process analysis methods.
moosepsu - January 11, 2012 via Android app
So they Lean and 6S things.
The Heel - January 11, 2012
Six-Sigma is so '97
So says my friend who still makes money teaching it.
reedjohnmiller - January 12, 2012
Right, and then the buzzword was Lean in the mid-00's
So now everyone’s decided it would be best to put them together to make Lean Six Sigma. But even that’s not enough, now with so much focus on sustainability and “going green”, there’s a brand new branch that takes environmental responsibility into account as well. It’s called Lean Green Six Sigma.
dbl5030 - January 12, 2012
Next will be the
Lean Mean Six Sigma Machine.
jman07 - January 12, 2012
process improvement
analyzing non value added time like moving products around. Setting up material orders to lower overhead costs, assessing skills of workers, analyzing equipment and upgrades, flow of work through shops, improving communication, analyzing product defect causes.
BMAN13 - January 12, 2012
which sounds great in theory.
Until you find out that your techs threw out all of the material that they needed because they were cleaning up for a lean event.
Then it costs you twice as much to replace the material that you already had.
Where I work, Lean and 6S is such a huge part of what they are trying to accomplish, but usually guys are brought in from the outside that arent familiar enough with the current process to possibly understand the consequences of eliminating some of the steps they get rid of.
The Heel - January 12, 2012
you don't even know.
Try throwing out spare parts and test consols for a 1950’s era designed missile system and then two years later being tasked to refurbish a bunch of them. I tried to explain it would be cheaper to lease warehouse space than throw the stuff out just in case we needed it for future workload but got shot down.
BMAN13 - January 13, 2012
Actually thats pretty close to what I'm talking about exactly.
Heh.
I’m begining to think we may work at the same place…
The Heel - January 14, 2012
So IE...
is a fancy way of saying logistics?
Esteban d' Amur - January 11, 2012
Logistics is one discipline
within the PSU IE degree.
rahpsu92 - January 12, 2012
it's real engineering - it's just the "easy" one
This is what people do. They start in mechanical, then the go to industrial, and after joining a frat, they switch to business. Not judging. it’s just what happens…
belbijou - January 11, 2012
Wow, that is hilarious....
Good call, Because that’s exactly what both of them did!
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
Hey now
My good friend is an IE. He went to West zpoint then PSU for his masters. He makes good $$ telling businesses what should be obvious but isn’t. He has all kinds of math skills, but a lot of it is just proverbial smacks upside the head.
He talks to the goddanmed customers so the engineers don’t have to.
reedjohnmiller - January 11, 2012 via mobile
IEs are the "worldly" engineers.
dbl5030 - January 11, 2012
I Have People Skills!
Esteban d' Amur - January 11, 2012
When I was at Penn State IE was known as I Easy.
A good buddy at Pitt (who majored in Chemical Eng.) said they called it Imaginary Engineering.
It was all in good fun. My best friend at PSU was an IE major and he’s a very intelligent guy. And any engineering would’ve been tough for me…I highly doubt I would’ve made it through the engineering school regardless of the concentration or college.
J Breezy - January 12, 2012
The subject matter is definitely less complex.
You’d figure everyone would graduate with inflated GPAs like all the Ed majors right? Unfortunately, all the professors know that the material isn’t that difficult to grasp, so the exams shift from “how well can you regurgitate all these formulas and follow this exact algorithm” to “how well can you apply the concept to as many different scenarios as humanly possible”. This also allows the major to be a lot more horizontal, learning probably twice as many different concepts over a semester than most other majors. This makes exams a bitch to prepare for, and most professors grade you pretty hard.
I had one that would refuse to give any partial credit for arithmetic errors. The worst part is, her exams usually consisted of 3 or 4 multiple part questions where the answers carried over. Half the class would get C’s or worse the first exam, even though they demonstrated they understood the material being tested.
dbl5030 - January 12, 2012
My buddy at Pitt once told me...
…that the mean on one of the tests in a chem. eng. class was a 21! That’s ridiculous. Either the prof. isn’t teaching it well enough or the tests are absurdly difficult. Sometimes I think some profs just want to prove a point about how difficult the material CAN be and use the test to illustrate it. But that defeats the entire notion of being educated.
I do remember our senior year that my IE buddy had a high level IE class in which the content I once looked at was eerily similar to what I was doing in an advanced accounting class. I could actually comprehend and solve some of the problems. Of course this was a very small sample of the entire course so I am in no way suggesting I could have taken the class and passed it, but that particluar part was similar.
J Breezy - January 12, 2012
There's a whole branch of IE that entirely consists of economics.
Basically, how to make correct decisions with your money. If Project A costs $20 million over the next 5 years and projects an increase of $3 million per year in revenue for the next 10 years, is it better than Project B that costs only $10 million over the next 3 years and projects an increase in revenue of $2 million the first year, $3 million the second year (etc) for the next 5 years? Are either of these projects really even worth it, after you take maintenance, taxes, resell value into account? What if you could defer the costs even more by sub-contracting your work?
It gets more complex in the higher-level classes, but these are some of the basic concepts in the intro IE economics class that are probably pretty similar to accounting.
dbl5030 - January 12, 2012
I had stuff like that
in PNGE. Was annoying.
FB6244 - January 12, 2012
I had this grizzled old tool maker
by the name of Dr. Knott for a machining class. He took no mercy. I don’t know if anybody passed his class. And God forbid if you wore a hat, chewed gum, , wore flip flops, or too short skirts. If you arrived after the door closed and made the mistake of attempting to enter the class – you were gelded.
He was also the mentor for the Senior Design Project.
rahpsu92 - January 12, 2012
What the Hell is wrong with too short skirts?
The Heel - January 12, 2012
Engineer chics were wearing them - zing
rahpsu92 - January 13, 2012
I hate stereotyping but this is hilarious.
BMAN13 - January 13, 2012
In the case of lady IE's, there were
actually a fair number I would have invited to the party in my pants.
rahpsu92 - January 13, 2012
Oh man
his kid has that chin too.
skarocksoi - January 11, 2012
If I had Bob's chin I'd keep a little sword toothpick in it during all waking hours.
WorldBFat - January 11, 2012
LOL..he'd need more than one.
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
divided by 100 though
tlrpsu - January 11, 2012
Don't like the Roof & Butler hires...
But I like the rest of the compiled staff. I think our defense takes a hit this fall, while our offense does improve (and I think by a lot). Who knows right now how that will translate for the season. Again, it’s only my opinion.
Overall, I’d give BO’B a B+.
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
Butler will be a good hire, if for nothing else, special teams
he was one of the best at Minnesota..
Thats, of course, assuming he has a hand in ST
swiggy04 - January 11, 2012
Despite my feelings on those two,
I am giving both of them a shot. New team, new atmosphere; hey, things could change. Overall I have a much better feeling about the team than two months ago. I will echo the feelings in the posts above…lookin’ forward to September.
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
If he goes with a single punt returner (Alex Kenney, anyone?)
and sticks with him – as opposed to endlessly cycling through slow-footed safeties and putting two men back at the expense of a blocker – I think I’ll be pretty darn pleased with him.
PSU_Buch - January 11, 2012
Kenney is nasty, I hear
But I’m a State High homer. I hear his sister has wheels too. Could we use her as a DB?
reedjohnmiller - January 11, 2012 via mobile
His sister sounds hot!
Pete the Streak - January 11, 2012
Kenney is a burner
and yes, I’m also a bit biased toward the local product, but he deserves a look returning kicks of some sort. Joe was always too slow to pull the trigger on letting the younger speedsters get a crack at punt return duty for my tastes. Maybe that will change with the new regime. It will be interesting to see what results from a completely fresh set of eyes on our skill personnel.
PSU_Buch - January 11, 2012
Always have to support the SCAHS kids!
wonderlin - January 11, 2012
Maroon & Gray forever!!!
It’s amazing how much better that football program has become since I graduated in ‘91. I don’t think any player who graduated my year played college football except Todd Kulka, who rode the pine at PSU and now works for the program.
reedjohnmiller - January 12, 2012 via mobile
But you guys in the band were good!
I think a few may have gone on to play at smaller schools, I don’t really remember. I don’t even remember who from ‘91 played football, except Todd and Alex J, but I don’t think he really counted.
I know guy the year behind us played for Bucknell (yeah, well, Bucknell wasn’t good while I was there- I think I jinxed my schools when it came to football!
wonderlin - January 12, 2012
Alex J is a good friend of mine
He played rugby at Army, so that’s pretty cool.
The band was/is good. I had very little to do with that.
reedjohnmiller - January 12, 2012 via mobile
I dont want to trash a guy before he's done anything but......
“The Gamecocks finished eighth in the SEC in punt returns and 11th in league punting. They were seventh in kickoff returns and last in SEC in covering kickoffs.”
thats from espn….
platnumkid - January 11, 2012
Shut up with your logic!
Everything new is awesome and shiny and full of rainbows and chicken cosmo sandwiches!
Tailgate Shogun - January 11, 2012
East halls flashback
Chicken cosmos and cheese curls!
pauljonline - January 11, 2012
Chicken cosmos FTW!
Ibleedblueandwhite - January 11, 2012
yum
tlrpsu - January 12, 2012
maybe
but minnesota was one of the best in the big ten when he was ST coach there.
I’ll take 4 year sample size of work at a trash school in the Big Ten over one year of work at a trash school in the SEC as a comparison to how he will do at PSU.
swiggy04 - January 12, 2012
WHy don't you like Butler?
Just curious. I know nothing about him.
speedomike - January 11, 2012
I am very interested and excited to see...
…what the new coaching staff can do with the existing team. I bet it will be good!
LowcountryLion - January 11, 2012
Have any of these new coaches showed up on campus yet?
Nectir - January 11, 2012
I don't think so...
But I am not 100% sure, so I could be wrong and feel free to correct me, people…
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
Aside from LJ and Vandy...
London was supposed to be there yesterday. The rest, I’m not sure. They’ve all been actively scouting and contacting recruits, and there are already plans to hit the road ASAP once the dead period is lifted Friday and the big weekend goes by.
Jeff Junstrom - January 11, 2012
Does he need to take his NCAA recruiting test?
Or can he start calling guys as soon as he’s officially hired?
PSUinBOSSton - January 11, 2012
I'm 99% certain any coach that actively recruit has to take the test.
I’m not sure how long the test is good for (do you take it yearly? 3 years?), but I do know it takes one hour. Once they’re approved, phone calls for everyone!
Jeff Junstrom - January 11, 2012
Gotcha.
I didn’t know if since he was out of CFB less than a year that maybe he could renew without taking it. Would be nice to know someone very familiar with BOB could be on the phone with these players already.
PSUinBOSSton - January 11, 2012
I'm certain LJ and Vandy are/have been on the phone.
As has BOB, once he passed the test. The rest, I assume, will be taking the test ASAP, especially given the weekend (majority of commits set to be on campus).
Jeff Junstrom - January 11, 2012
Oh BOB's done?
Killer.
PSUinBOSSton - January 11, 2012
NCAA test
You take it every year.
tsbulldawgs64 - January 12, 2012
Is this the DB coach whom Spurrier
brought out in front of the media at a weekly press conference so they could grill him? As I recall the Ole’ Ball Coach basically hung the cat out to dry.
This was two seasons ago I think.
SubLime - January 11, 2012
I think this one
was only ST at SC.
Cari Greene - January 11, 2012
He also coached the Spur position.
Uhaul - January 11, 2012
Promises...
I’m paying especially close attention to the words coming out of BOBSled’s mouth and one of the things he said at the presser was putting a staff together quickly.
Well, mission accomplished. He also said he wanted to get the best staff together possible. That remains to be seen.
Artiefufkin10 - January 11, 2012
possible is the key word. best staff possible.
tlrpsu - January 11, 2012
What?
We’re NOT going to have Les Miles as OC and Nick Saban as DC?
TWITTER LIED TO ME!
Tailgate Shogun - January 11, 2012
BOB IS ALREADY PERJURING HIMSELF!!!
/espn comment section’d
tlrpsu - January 11, 2012
BOB QUITS PATRIOTS AMID CHEATING SCANDAL
/cnn’d
Tailgate Shogun - January 11, 2012
BOB should have done more.
Too early.
Inappropriate.
Still wrote it.
Cory Giger smells like bologna.
The Heel - January 12, 2012
We won't get an idea on how good this staff is, really...
Until around late October/early November..when we start facing our Big 10 opponents. Even then, I would still say for the most part that this upcoming season is a “test” season for all of them, including BO’B.
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
So with BOB and Godsey
filling those HC/OC/QB roles, safe to say there is no one with input into offensive gameplan/style to recruit until the Pats lose?
PSUinBOSSton - January 11, 2012
That is a great question.
And I wonder if they’ve actually accepted that the recruiting class will lose commits this year, basically sacrificing the class. If that is the case, I’d be disappointed. I want the best of both worlds, getting a decent class while settling in and recruiting an even better class with the new staff next year. Oh well, you can’t always get what you want….
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
And, if they are sharing the
playcalling duties, can we call them BOBsey?
PSUinBOSSton - January 11, 2012
+1
Ha, I know I will!
OLDLIONofNYC - January 11, 2012
Godsey
http://www.patriots.com/team/coaches/godsey_george/0f970c4e-3b9e-4d5d-a8e6-07a778ea46eb
Wiki says he’s 33 yo. Working with Belichick must take its toll.
Artiefufkin10 - January 11, 2012
Ha,
and after only 11 months as an “offensive assistant.”
PSUinBOSSton - January 11, 2012
Rob Corddry?
WorldBFat - January 11, 2012
I think BOB and Rob Corddry are from
towns very close to each other.
PSUinBOSSton - January 11, 2012
So is he any realtion to Ike Godsey?
icavalera - January 11, 2012
I for one welcome our new overlords.
PSUPing - January 11, 2012
?
mvrck - January 11, 2012
I've been saying it for years
We require more vespene gas.
Peter Gray - January 11, 2012
Can you imagine if PSU just massed marines every game?
We’d never lose.
mvrck - January 11, 2012
This recruiting class is just 25 zerglings
Adjust expectations accordingly.
Peter Gray - January 11, 2012
Oh, so we are 2008 Michigan then.
mvrck - January 11, 2012
that’s why Michigan just 6 pools every game
moosepsu - January 11, 2012 via Android app
You have no idea how incredibly happy I am that this joke was not lost on everyone.
mvrck - January 11, 2012
Me too
Sometimes being a nerd is cool.
Assorted Fruit - January 11, 2012 via Android app
Do they have speed?
platnumkid - January 11, 2012
Help!!
I stupidly got into a pissing match on the Collegian site comments about the old “Vanderlinden and Johnson knew” crap. I know it’s probably a waste of time, but it would be cool if you all could come to my defense. I know it’s stupid, but I feel like we have to defend the truth over witch-hunters where ever we can. I have a slim hope that eventually if we “flood the zone” and stick up for evidence vs ignorance that maybe the Collegian will stop printing such assinine LTE.
I can’t find the link but if you go to the LTE page today on the collegian website, you’ll see it in the comments. I use my real name because I want to show I’m not afraid of trolls.
Well, I am afraid of cave trolls with clubs and trolls under bridges.
reedjohnmiller - January 11, 2012 via mobile
They have a cave troll
PSUPing - January 11, 2012
Image fail
PSUPing - January 11, 2012
The Collegian...
has been spewing crap since I started school in 1987. And probably long before. That’s why I never read it while I was there…nor since.
pennst92 - January 11, 2012
Whoa.
Collegian crossword puzzle got me through every bullshit class at the Forum. Don’t besmirch the good name of the Collegian crossword.
Tailgate Shogun - January 11, 2012
I worshipped at the altar of the Collegian crossword as well
hbeach08 - January 11, 2012
They were great for meeting girls
What do you have for 6 across?
bscaff - January 11, 2012 via iPhone app
This one says "in your pants"
but “nine inch hog” won’t fit.
Oh, “pockets”. Right. I was just kidding.
What are you doing later?
OctaShields - January 11, 2012
It's funny 'cause it's true.
Ah, college and random girls.
Tailgate Shogun - January 12, 2012
Agreed, so why am I the only to rec it so far??
J Breezy - January 12, 2012
The Collegian crossword was too easy.
It was the appetizer for the NYT crossword (which was admittedly too hard).
WorldBFat - January 11, 2012
True.
But it beat paying attention to ASTRO100 or BLOG301 or whatever.
Tailgate Shogun - January 11, 2012
or the hardcore EE classes to which I should have paid attention
WorldBFat - January 11, 2012
BLOG301?
Could you wear your pajamas in the Forum’s basement classroom?
Chris Grovich - January 11, 2012
Amateur.
PSU_Buch - January 11, 2012
I was on campus for the Career Fair this year.
Took an Oklahoma grad around campus. Made a pit stop in the Forum for a restroom break. Skipping LARCH 60 and the Collegian on the john…just like old times.
Jeff Junstrom - January 11, 2012
You're nuts! Those are arguably the worst restrooms on campus!
Willard being the other front runner
WorldBFat - January 11, 2012
Well, when you gotta go...
Jeff Junstrom - January 11, 2012
Better
than listening to LARCH 60.
/got a B
Tailgate Shogun - January 11, 2012
That's B LOG to you
Business Logistics, or, as we called it: Truck Driver 301
Tailgate Shogun - January 11, 2012
I fourth this.
it is one that is widely used in newspapers across the country.
Cari Greene - January 11, 2012
There was something in the Collegian besides the crosswords?
psuphysicist - January 11, 2012
There was also Sudoku.
Not to mention the Police Log, which on Mondays in the fall was one of the best/funniest reads anywhere.
Bob Sacamano - January 12, 2012
truth
hbeach08 - January 12, 2012
I'm specifically referring to a November 7th, 2005 report from The Collegian.
Not only did I cut the article out of the paper and hang it up on my refrigerator, but we also discussed the ethical decision of omitting the student’s name in my COMM 250 News Writing class.
"Female defecates in police department
A 20-year-old Penn State student was cited after an incident at 3 a.m. Saturday in the lobby of the State College Police Department, 243 S. Allen St.
A Penn State University Police auxiliary officer found the semi-conscious, partially dressed woman after she had defecated on the floor and rolled in it, police said.
The woman told police she thought the building was her home, and she was taken to Mount Nittany Medical Center to be treated for an alcohol overdose, police said.
Janitors had to be called to clean and sanitize the area, and the doors were left open to air out the building, police said.
Police said the building’s doors are always left unlocked, but the public bathrooms on the first floor are locked at night.
The woman was given citations for a minor’s law violation, public drunkenness, disorderly conduct and criminal mischief."
Bob Sacamano - January 12, 2012
Any post referencing public defecation
deserves a rec in my book.
icavalera - January 12, 2012
Breaking in and defecating
I remember another police log about a student who went to some old lady’s house thinking it was her friend’s house. The old lady answered the door and the student went in and sat on the couch, where she defecated.
The police log was my favorite part of the paper on Mondays.
psfann - January 12, 2012
The drunk kid on the couch is common
That just happened across the street from me, which is odd because I don’t live that close to campus, downtown, or student apts. A few blocks, but somebody that drunk usually can’t stumble more than a few hundred feet.
If it happens to me, I won’t call the cops. No harm no foul.
reedjohnmiller - January 12, 2012 via mobile
Everybody - out of the holding pen!!
rahpsu92 - January 13, 2012
Yes, we'll
I read it because nobody else covers the PzsU non-revenue sports. Nobody. The CDT’s coverage of hockey, for example, is negligible.
reedjohnmiller - January 11, 2012 via mobile
Damn phone typing.
reedjohnmiller - January 11, 2012 via mobile
It was crap for the ten years before that at least.
sfredd - January 12, 2012
Now he just has to get a real D1 QB to transfer in and we're rolling....
'85Fan - January 11, 2012
2 O'Briens
in 1 year you say?
TJM5054 - January 11, 2012
Additional Coaches
I like the DC17 GA idea. Maybe add MRob as Beast-mode Coach to our requests?
DHLions - January 11, 2012
MRob knows football
I follow him on twitter, and during the playoff games he was dropping all kinds of knowledge.
Oh, and he’s repeatedly and consistently talked about how he wants to coach at Penn State after his career. Like point blank, direct statements.
OctaShields - January 11, 2012
I love Twitter...
for things like that. I did enjoy Matt Barkley poking fun at the simplicity of the Bama pass routes during the mNC.
Esteban d' Amur - January 11, 2012
Suggest tweet him an FYI that Joe and Jay dont work there anymore...
'85Fan - January 12, 2012
I am heading to the alumni town hall in valley forge
I am for keeping o’brien but ditching the board of trustees- anyone got anything special they would like me to say? Keep it clean!
pauljonline - January 11, 2012
Earsed my measage 6 times...
I can’t keep it clean so tell them I said “hey”
PSU_sincebirth - January 11, 2012
A great start
Gone are the sycophants, the nepotistic hires, the fossils, and the incompetents.
Roof is disconcerting, but frankly anything is better than what we saw against pass-happy teams the last few years. Bringing pressure regularly will be nice.
As for the offense, whatever your thoughts, literally it couldn’t be any worse than what we had. The McWhorter hire was really significant I thought.
Consequently, I think things are off to a nice start.
hatch - January 12, 2012
You mean all those terrible coaches that we had?
The ones that averaged over nine wins a season since 2005?
The ones that had top 10 defenses six of those seven years?
The ones that produced offenses several of those years that averaged more than thirty points per game?
The last two years can almost squarely be placed on Devlin having delusions of grandeur and leaving. Develin at QB in 2010 wins us 9-10 games easily. We wouldn’t have lost to Illinois or Sparty, and I doubt Devlin turns it over three times against Bama. But luckily he transferred out over playing time issues and is being a productive member of the Miami Dolphin’s practice squad.
Devlin leaving when he did forced us to throw all our eggs into the Newsome basket, he didn’t pan out, and we were stuck between McGloin or Bolden. Even counting Newsome as a complete bust, an extra year of no pressure development for Bolden may have been able to work wonders. Maybe it wouldn’t have, no way of telling, but it’s not like he could have played much worse.
These last two “horrible” years have centered around a lack of proper time to develop a QB due to one players decision to leave. Thus our offensive playbook that was amazing in 2008, and pretty damn effective in 2009, had to be completely retooled around the lack of a signal caller that could recognize a blitz. And despite all that, we were still right in the hunt for the Big 10 title right up until the last week of the season.
I feel pretty sad for you, minus the scandal, I’m going to look back fondly on these last few years, because these teams didn’t give up. They did their damndest against Sparty, the Buckeyes and UF last year but made some bad decisions and caught some bad breaks, and this year short of the Wisconsin game, manned up and did everything they could until the end.
I frankly don’t care what you think about this team, it was pure Penn State, and I will gladly boast about them to my kids in 15 years, telling them about the team that had the entire world thrown in their face, calmly went about business and still almost got it done against odds that would buckle anyone.
mvrck - January 12, 2012
Yes!
reedjohnmiller - January 12, 2012 via mobile
Yeah they were fun
but doesn’t that ’05 game against Michigan stick in your craw where they kicked to a really good return man who set up their drive?
Or ’06 Notre Dame, ’08 USC, and ’11 Houston where the zone got pwned?
Statistical defensive categories are bogus. Just ask the SEC. They don’t mean much when you play teams that by and large run similar offenses. Overall, the defense has been good against defending the run and generating a pass rush with 4 linemen. That works in the Big Ten (only NW and Purdue run anything that’s pass-heavy). It worked against SEC teams that did the same thing. But in the games against pass happy teams, there were no substantive adjustments. Just clinging to the same tired crap as the boat went down.
Enjoy your rah rah crap about how great things have been. I’m glad Jay is gone – maybe now to paraphrase Kirk Herbstreit, Penn State might have something “remotely resembling a quarterback.” I’m glad the defensive scheme will be different. And I’m sure you’ll enjoy the victories that will follow.
P.S. I thought the kids played hard and all that stuff after the scandal was exposed but I really lost a lot of respect for this bunch when they started tweeting garbage about Houston comparing them to a high school. Classless punks do that, not Penn State. One more area that this coaching staff failed in at the end of the season – an inability to control the players or keep them in a disciplined frame of mind. Once more, good riddance.
hatch - January 12, 2012
Last time I checked with the SEC,
they were boasting about statistical defensive categories, especially this year. And it’s hardly fair to generalize all 11 other teams in the Big Ten as similar. There’s nothing similar about Ohio State’s service-academy-like offense, Northwestern’s dink-and-dunk efficiency offense, Wisconsin’s pro-style offense, and Indiana’s pistol offense.
I’m with you on the lack of adjustments, especially this year against Houston, but I’m tired of USC 2009 being blamed entirely on our style of defense. That USC team would have destroyed anyone standing in their way in that postseason, including Florida. We were completely out-classed in terms of talent (and we know now that it was for illegitimate reasons), and that’s why we lost. I don’t care what type of defensive scheme you run, that USC team would’ve carved absolutely anyone up.
dbl5030 - January 12, 2012
Referencing Herbstriet
Is like relying on a wikipedia article for your doctoral thesis. Good job completely self-negating your argument in one fell swoop.
Doboy36 - January 12, 2012
So now that the sycophants and nepotism is gone
what do you plan on bitching about now?
jman07 - January 12, 2012
Fossils because soon they will be old.
jetskijoe - January 12, 2012
Probably losing
and bad coaching.
hatch - January 12, 2012
I'm a Fan which is
short for Fanatic
which is Latin for “Whale’s Vagina”
no just kidding,
it is Latin for “bitching about my team if they don’t go undefeated and lead the nation in every statistical category”. Look it up.
rahpsu92 - January 13, 2012
I feel ya
it really is a tortured existence, isn’t it?
hbeach08 - January 13, 2012
Fan doesnt stand for fanatic, maybe
One explanation is that it’s short for “The Fancy,” which what they used to call “the cranks” who attended baseball games. Fancy, in this case, meaning “being really into it.”
The more you know..
reedjohnmiller - January 13, 2012 via mobile
I guess it depends on who you believe
rahpsu92 - January 13, 2012
I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
reedjohnmiller - January 14, 2012 via mobile
Maybe this was mentioned
But the official release says BOB is still finalizing the DC position. Is there a snag with Roof??
reedjohnmiller - January 12, 2012 via mobile
maybe Roof is in but isn't going to be the DC. but i don't know
BMAN13 - January 13, 2012
Roof confirmed
reedjohnmiller - January 13, 2012 via mobile
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