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For your consideration as next HC:

he did break the bat
Oregon's new uniform?

“I’m not going to be the person I’m expected to be anymore”
“Be unexpected”

that commercial could run our offense better than Jay

you know who loves trainwrecks... me!!
"the refs listened to the Houston players"

well duh, the refs dont support child molesters

Houston is a juggernaut - they could hang 50 on bama and lsu AT THE SAME TIME
We need a quick score here.

Can our O deliver?

oh look, another flag on the kickoff
Big East looks redic
Nice run by Redd.

Be nice if he can break a long one for a score . . .

Instead, he gets injured.

Sigh.

aaaanndddd Redd ishirt
Fuck.
So what is disconcerting signals?

I’m not watching the game, so what the hell does that mean?

Defense making noise to sound like the offensive cadence.
Huh.

I have the sound turned off, so didn’t hear that.

No real idea, 09.

What I saw is our guys pointing fingers at the O-line, as if they had moved. Guess the refs thought their jobs were threatened, and flagged us.

They needed to show they are tough on child abuse
I will admit

this made me laugh!

Defense making sounds to draw the offense offsides.
I will be glad to see Galen Hall and Jay Paterno get fired after this season

can we make a public spectacle of it?

Do you expect riots after those firings?
I can't believe we went 9-3
If McGloin plays I think we'd win this game.

Total inability to get a first down is the vast majority of the problem.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
McGloin is awful

Why is it that watching Bolden’s awfulness causes people to forget how bad McGloin is.

That doesn’t even begin to encompass the missed blocks and general cluelessness of our line.

How do you not understand the difference between the two?

McGloin, not great. Bolden is the worst quarterback to ever start a game for Penn State. I can’t think of another quarterback, for any team, that Bolden is better than.

Get two first downs and flip field position, give the defense some time to rest and adjust, and this is a different game.

Exactly my point.

I’d like to apologize for Chris for underestimating just how much Bolden sucks.

I understand the difference

But it’s not enough to make this offense score 4 TDs. Field position doesn’t matter, they are going 80 yards at will.

McG is marginally less awful, but not remotely competent.

That's really not true.

They have two long passes, three field goals and two missed field goals.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, and I love how Keenum acts like he’s Joe Montana for that broken coverage before halftime. Douche.

Well, he is roughly as old as Joe Montana.
They have 563 yards of total offense

That is not “we need a couple first downs” territory.

Yards aren't points.
30 points are points

We didn’t get that against anyone except NW this year

Houston is winning because Penn State can't move the ball.

Penn State can’t move the ball because Rob Bolden is terrible.

It’s that simple.

Rob Bolden is not terrible

He’s worse than that

This is the worst quarterbacking performance I have ever seen in all of my years of watching Penn State football. Nothing has ever been this bad.

Could not agree more

Really nowhere to go but up from Bolden

McGloin last year was worse

He had just as many shoulda-been pick sixes plus 2 actual pick sixes plus three more picks.

It’s hard to believe people can forget all this, or that it bothers me so much that they do.

Dude, McGloin scored 24 points and *moved the football*
24 points - 14 points for Florida

That works out to less than Bolden so far today.

Yeah, he also *MOVED THE FOOTBALL*

If the Wisconsin game compared to Sparty’s games against that same team taught us anything, it’s that you must move the football and rest your defense to have a chance against good offenses.

Yards aren't points
This is not arguing.

This is just you trying to throw my words in my face as though that proves a point.

You can't have it both ways
I don't even know what you're doing.

How does what you just said prove anything?

elefantstn - you're just wrong.

Accept it.

No he wasn't.

But it doesn’t matter. I’m going for margaritas, so fuck it.

Are you kidding me?

The McGloin/Bolden debate is so over its ridiculous.

I was a STRONG Bolden supporter and believe me I know I was wrong.

McGloin is ten times the quarterback Bolden will ever be.

I think McGloin shreds that Houston Defense. Bolden was pathetic.

Agreed

was huge Bolden guy last year and going into this one, but he played his way out of it

Point being, play better offense...

They might not have 30 points.

Is this the official start of the " it's not Bradley and the defenses fault" spin?

Just want to be clear so I can mark it down on my calendar

I prefer the IF game

IF McGloin had played….

IF Moye didn’t drop that deep ball…

IF the refs weren’t against us….

IF we had a better spot against Bama….

hilarious…we faked our way to 9-3 and got blasted by a conf USA team in the bowl. I’m buzzed, I’m angry, I’m ready for this fucking season to be over once and for all.

Not really faking to 9-3

Just playing against a shitty conference where 10-14 pts per game was enough.

Yes - the BIG did pretty much blow this year.

Do what you want to do, but I find dismissing our team’s hard work to overcome their flaws and the hard work of their opponents to be pathetically reactionary.

There was nothing “lucky” about our season and how soon this fanbase apparently turns against its team. Nothing new there, but it strikes me as silly to forget how much crap this team’s gone through in the past few weeks.

Just stating that the BIG wasn't its strongest this year.

I also feel like some people are bitching again to get back some sense of “normalcy”.

I wasn't responidng to you.
I know...

just wanted to put that out there..

that should not be dismissed, true

but there was writing on the wall in spots this season if you looked (14-10 Temple, 16-10 Indiana, anyone?)

Remember who the QB was for most of those two games?

Just saying.

I absolutely do

I was referring to the 9-3 faking it line with those two scores

The KT – McG stuff is just our respective opinions…No one will EVER convince me McG is a better college QB than KT. That’s just the way it is.

pathetically reactionary sounds pretty serious...

How about overwhelmingly overreacting? That had a nicer sound.

Or

Case Keenum-esque?

You know, because Case Keenum is a giant nerd.

We would have more possession time w McGloin

And that would take away at least 3 points, probably more.

The previsous record for most yards allowed passing in a bowl game...

was Ty Detmer, against Penn State. And we won.

THAT was a fun game.

But we actually had a somewhat competent offense in that one.

This is what I was saying before the game

Penn State routinely gives up millions of passing yards and wins anyway. It’s a tradition.

But, as someone just said, “we actually had a somewhat competent offense in that game.”

Yes, this game had the potential to be very similar to that Holiday Bowl.

Opponent’s high powered offense featuring QB with gaudy numbers against a good, solid defense. Differences from that game: the defense actually made some plays in that BYU game, and most importantly, a pretty decent QB performance by Tony Sacca.

Worse than Matt Seneca?

That’s a tough one…

i think the case could be made

That bolden is the worse psu qb to ever start a bowl game.

+1 on Seneca

Bolden is bad, but he has 3 more completions than Seneca would have had.

I can't disagree with anything you typed there
I can’t think of another quarterback, for any team, that Bolden is better than.

Penn Manor had a pretty bad QB this year.

/717’d

I can't refute anything you just types
um, yeah

posted that twice

anyway, if Mcgloin weren’t such an asshole he wouldn’t have gotten knocked the fuck out…by his own teammate, and we may have a shot today

Bolden has 1 more completion to his team than to the opposing team…mcGloin is tons better than Bolden.

They've dropped two pck 6's too.
Just re-posting to add emphasis

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Absolutely true

The way the defense is playing makes me feel we may still lose but having an actual passing threat would have allowed PSU to control the ball more with the run and keep them off the field.

McGloin is significantly better than Bolden. I can’t believe I wasted weeks of my life this fall debating with people who felt differently.

I mean, even that first Houston drive...

A bunch of nothing plays, and two long passes — one a semi-broken play, the other a huge HURRRR in our secondary. But PSU’s defense was making some plays out there. They’re playing alone, though. Bolden is too much of an anchor, and nobody else is really helping on offense aside from Justin Brown.

Yes.

Chris, again, I apologize for not realizing how horrible Bolden would be.

Oh, no need.

But WOOF, he is bad. So bad. This is a joke. Parents, coaches, and player are all to blame for it.

I'm just so pissed because I know we're the better team.
We're not the better team

Not today at least

We're not.

Love that you think that somehow replacing Bolden covers the gulf between these two teams here.

What gulf?

Did you notice that after our first touchdown, the defense seemed to play much better? It’s almost as though moving the football and giving your defense rest improves their play.

Houston is not the better team if Penn State has a quarterback who can take advantage of 8 and 9 guys playing in the box.

But we don't have a better QB so we're not the better team
We do have a better QB, he's just a dumb fool.
Who? Bolden or McGloin?

Either way, it’s hard to say we’re better at this point.

Disagree.

We’ve already played this game against Northwestern. The difference is that Northwestern’s receivers were better and McGloin played well because he’s a superior quarterback.

Did you not watch today's game Elefantstn?
I'd agree we were the better team if this was a close game

There’s nothing close about this game. Houston is the better team, sorry to say.

When the opposing QB has 10X the number of completions

and 5x the passing yards, there’s no way we’re the better team.

Then why did Brees never beat Penn State?
Because we had a *decent* QB at the time

McGloin is as good as Kevin Thompson. I feel confident in saying this. Both McGloin and Thompson were and are capable of giving PSU’s defense enough rest.

Honestly, we had four (or was it five?) three-and-outs to start the game and that was because of one man.

This is not true

McGloin is not as good as KT. No way.

I gisagree

but I’m a KT generational homer

On a scale of 1-10

2011 Bolden is a 1

Mcgloin is a 2.5

KT was a 5.5

This happened to Chris once.

He was like, “Oh, KT was pretty good.” Then he looked at the stats and he was like, “Oh, he was totally below average.”

This was 2008, I believe

I’d find it if SBN’s search feature hadn’t died and gone to hell.

Oh, let's do this anyway.

1999: 1916 yds 133-242 .550% 13 TD 9 INT
1998: 1691 yds 121-226 .535% 6 TD 8 INT

Thompson was a much more credible downfield threat, too. Liked him. Hung in and took a ton of hits in his career.

McGloin

2011 125-231 1571y 54.1% 8 TD 5 INT
2010 118-215 1548y 54.9% 14 TD 9 INT

Well, either way, I blame the BoT...
I think that helps you, actually. They're awfully similar.
Well, I wasn't paying attention, so whatever
I think McGloin's stats are a little more less bad.
so QB stats are what we're comparing?

then throw up McG and KT’s career #‘s. I’m curious.

I know KT’s record was better as a starter though without looking it up

this performance has people pining for McGloin

I have bad news…McG sucks too…just not as bad this year

KT was wildly underrated by our fanbase.

And by “underrated” I mean people remember him as terrible when he was actually kind of decent.

McGloin’s a notch below Thompson, IMO.

Who's Kevin Thompson?

Do you mean Kevin Newsome?

And I'd like to throw this in, as well.

Bolden is terrible and has no business starting anywhere, AND gets zero help from those around him. It’s like watching Matt Senneca again. Even when he threw a rare beautiful pass, it would be dropped.

I feel JayPa is largely responsible as well
I also felt the same way last year about the running game

You may recall that Royster suddenly had holes to run through once McGloin started playing. Maybe it was just a coincidence or the threat of a passing game to open things up for the running game. I feel it was the latter.

Of course it was the latter!

Why do you think we were running into 8 man fronts in the 3rd quarter today?

I’m so tired of this game.

Bolden has 1 more completion to his team than to the opposing team…mcGloin is tons better than Bolden.

Bolden has 1 more completion to his team than to the opposing team…mcGloin is tons better than Bolden.

definitely

Guys are wide open…bolden only has 3 completions but 120 yds

I'm beginning to think that was a mirage

I can’t believe we went 9-3

It’s even funnier to think that we really ought to have beaten Nebraska too. MSU probably would have rolled us in the B1G title game, but we would have been in another bowl game to boot.

Very strange year…

I know, that's what I meant

you said it better

Houston is obviously the new Linebacker U.
I'm tired of hearing Sammy Brown's name. Go away!
THE FULLBACK SCREEN

AWWW YEAH

SCREEN PASS COMPLETE

ACHIEVEMENT: UNLOCKED!!

trophy earned.
Machomp evolves into

Machoke.

Oh, wait, we already did.

that's funny as shit

you gotta look for it, but there is some humor up in here today

we used to be awesome at screens
We used to be awesome.
Arm Punt #2

Pryor is loving this

He does throw a nice looking deep ball and he completes a lot of them...
two for two to Houston anyway
Terribly underthrown

But again Moye didn’t play the ball for shit. Bryant Johnson would have gone up and got that. That’s why Bryan Johnson was a first round pick, and Moye’s going to be an UFA who gets cut in training camp.

This! He needs to make some sort of play for that ball!
If you think any receiver would have done anything other than get called for offensive pass interference, you're crazy.
Tell me how that play was different than all the plays BJ used to make on Mills'

underthrown ducks into triple coverage.

You're blaming the wrong guy and that's dumb.

But, anyway, Mills never underthrew them that badly.

I'm blaming both of them.

I started out stating that the ball was horribly underthrown. Mills absolutely underthrew them that badly. And BJ made plays on them. But BJ also seemed to anticipate the underthrows – I was never sure if they were intentional or not – I just assumed not and BJ was ridiculous.

Moye had them beat deep.

If he anticipates an underthrow and Bolden throws it where it should be, then we miss out on a TD.

Moye was running full speed and gthat ball was underthrown by 10 yards

There’s only so much he can do to comeback to the ball. He was slowing down, but you can only get back so far.

I don't have any way to replay it, so that's probably fair. I still think BJ would have made

that play.

It's possible but I think there are very, very few players who could make that play

I certainly wouldn’t blame Moye for not getting to it, that’s for sure.

Bolden is really good at completing passes to the other team
Moye literally stood there and watched that ball get picked off
I would be royally pissed if I paid to go and see this game
I think Gerald Hodges is the only PSU player that cares today
typed as he whiffs on a tackle
Hodges still sucks in space.
Houston sucks.

Don’t let anyone convince you otherwise; Houston is a mediocre football team with players who celebrate and preen like high school players. Houston’s receivers are worse than Northwestern’s.

The problem with this game is that our quarterback is a high school quarterback. That’s it. That’s why we’re losing.

High School QB? We would be winning if we had a high school QB!
That's a comforting thought, and also completely wrong
Jack Crawford finally made a play!
Shane McGregor CAN'T POSSIBLY be a worse option

can he?

jack and his career have been a major dissapointment...
More Belton,

less Bolden.

put dukes in at qb
fortt looks like he's been lifting some weights during the break
More ankle problems for Morris
the only thing worse than the PSU offense is the announcers
ESPN should be ashamed of these clowns
I hope Bolden threatens to transfer again......and they let him
Who will take him?
I can tell you who shouldn't take him.

Us.

I think that not enough is being said for what a bunch of smarmy tools Houston's players are.
But they're winning

So they’ve earned the right to smarm

case keenum will go number one in the draft
Luck is a senior.
actually, he's a junior
andrew luck couldn't handle case keenums JOCK
that's pretty funny
OF COURSE NOT

He has tri-testicular-itis

My mistake
no problem

he’s planning on using that graduating senior can transfer rule and play at PSU next year once we announce Jim Harbaugh as our next coach after he wraps up his super bowl win in a few weeks.

David Jones tweet about Harbough being the next coach in 3, 2, 1...
I'd give up drinkin' for this ^^^^^

/crosses fingers

Are you kidding me?
Yeah, he'll go as high as Kliff Kingsbury
dude... your so jealous of case keenum
I haven't seen one of our coaches barking at our players or the refs.

I miss Joe.

if houston didn't lose that barnburner to southern miss they would be like number one or two in the whole country
Wow...it took until the 4th quarter for the patented ESPN timeline of events
good thing they want to talk about sandusky
here we go with the obligatory Sandusky Stuff
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SANDUSKY SCANDAL

Go screw yourselves, ESPN

You really expect them to ignore it?
Why not?
because it's probably the biggest national sports news story of 2011

it revolves in and around PSU

and this is PSU’s bowl game they happen to be announcing

it would be strange if they didn’t mention it

at least penn state kept it real
It's a massive story and this is the Ticket City Bowl

At least they waited until the 4th quarter

notice that the Bernie Fine scandal totally died off

once it came out that ESPN hid evidence

That's why I'm listening on the radio
There was wisdom in not playing this game.

I have a bad feeling that either the coaching search really has been kept under wraps and we’ll all be pleasantly surprised, or this is just another sign that PSU administration has no idea what they’re doing.
And we’ll see a lot more of losing to CUSA teams in bowl games (if we can go)

WE COMPLETED A SCREEN
That wasn't a screen.

It was a two yard route.

We don't have time to run 30-yard plays that net two yards.
f the screens... honestly
MOAR CUVVER THREEEEEEE
At least Ohio State still sucks
Can't have enough end arounds when you're down 3 scores.....followed up with a screen pass that they can't run successfully
Dude, what do you want them to do?

Bolden can’t throw. He simply can’t throw.

Run a QB draw? Bolden is the more mobile PSU QB right?
Did you see him getting run down from behind for a sack?
I was just joking......ya know....from when PSU was on the U earlier this season and the announcers kept talking about how mobile Bolden was

I forgot there is no sarcasm font in the title line

TaxSlayer.com bowl game? WTF sponsor
The Big 10 is getting embarrassed again on Jan 1/2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am actually rooting for the conference to go 0-fer
Purdue won their game.
Jeez, that looks familiar.

(Gator Bowl highlight of Florida blocking OSU punt for TD).

I wish I wish

we could make effective use of Smith’s speed. He’s the fastest guy on the field and they can never get it to him in space underneath the coverage.

we cant even punt
what happened to fera? he was awesome earlier this year and now he is horrible
Cruzan at the hospitality suite at team hotel
Is Fera drunk?
He's not. That's the problem.
Looks like he took a stop in Mexico for some girly drinks.
Get that boy some mango rum stat!
we need a hatch a plan to make sure fera gets his rum prior to kick off
so if the Big East folds . . . does the Big 10 take its spot at suckage?
We are contending for worst conference so we get the

first draft pick next year.

Oh, wait, that doesn’t happen at the college level . . .

they should just hang sandusky at the stadium.. sell tix.. .proceeds go to thon
Wow, top to bottom, pathetic.

How is this possible?

for sure...big 10 is below ACC
shitty players.. shitty scheme.. shitty coaches..
ive seen one devon smith end around work.. ever
No, he fumbled on that one.
at least we have money from the BTN
Has Keenum thrown for more yards in one game than Bolden all year?
Yes.

Not like that’s hard to do or anything.

No, Keenum has thrown

more yards in one game than Bolden has in his college career.

The good news is,

erasing this game frees up more space on my TiVo.

It should feel really great to erase this game…

Might start that right now

even before the game is over.

Sorry, guys, I usually believe until the very end, but this one is tough . . .

My thoughts exactly...

Watched to the end but didn’t wait for the end to hit “stop recording.”

First time I heard Chaz's name all game

15 yard penalty

He had some good runbacks on KO's.
To be fair, the announcers probably said it was John Urschel.
watching Morris attempt to tackle is funny
Pretty telling about the game when Keenum's jersey is nice and clean
Yeah, DL is a huge bust today.
it doesn't help when we play 10 yards off the receivers and they throw quick passes
He's had a ton of time on longer plays as well though.

And I’d expect him to get blown up every now and again up the gut on the short ones too. Never happened.

his arm is probably pretty tired from throwing a billion passes
just our luck
well at least we know who our head coach is next year
Is this sarcasm, or are you saying that you heard that Andrew Luck will be our coach?
It amazes me how much better there punting and kicking games are than ours today.
Fera has had to punt a dozen times.

He’s gotta be getting tired.

All of our qb's need to go

1. Bolden is terrible.
2. If Jones wanted to play he would have gotten his act together and got his grades up to par. He has had 2 years to do it.
2. McGloin isn’t the answer although he is our best eligible guy.

IMO McGloin COULD be the answer if he could improve his consistency.

When he’s on, he’s really very good. He has large lapses though where he’s just not accurate enough. Then he forces things and sucks.

Unfortunately, I think it’s pretty rare for that to improve.

it would also be cool

if he wasn’t a puink asshole who got knocked out by one of his own receivers

Well, yeah.

Though we really don’t know how much was McGloin’s fault and how much was Drake’s fault. He could certainly grow up some more, though.

A receiver trying to make amends by the way

When someone’s trying to make amends and you’re STILL being a tool says something about his character

That's true.

But what do you want people to do? We’re losing like dogcrap to a bunch of punks who couldn’t get into the Big 12 and it’s almost totally because our quarterback play is the worst I’ve ever seen at Penn State.

Today's issues...

1) no pressure on Keenum by the d-line

2) no blocking by the o-line, so no qb protection and no holes for the rb’s

3) no forced turnovers

4) too many others to list…

Hope this is not Bradley's

“second interview”. Yikes!

Interviewing like a boss.
More like

“Undercover Boss”

Yeah...

…and I hope yesterday’s Packers game was not Clements second interview!

We should have boycotted this game
No, we should have run the spread with Belton.

I truly believe this would have been a better option.

Too late now
Too late now
This is a 3 possession game?

This announcer is terrible.

talking is hard to do
That was a TD. Fuck.
Moo Moo just tried a one handed catch when he was wide open
Fucking hell. That has to be caught.
I really hope the next coach is watching and realizes that Devon Smith should be given a track scholarship and should have his football scholarship revoked
No, we just need to run drag routes with him
Stop overreacting!

Devon is fine for what he is and he does a good job.

Now, Bolden! We need to send him to Detroit!

Wait?? They have those? I thought they only had deep routes....
That catch was a little tougher than the last one.

Should have caught it though. Adjustment was too tough for it to be a TD. He would have fallen down if he had caught it.

He runs himself out of passes like that all the time

It’s weird, he misjudges and runs himself under where the pass is coming down

On that one I thought Devon was running straight down the field

and the ball was thrown too wide. Devon tried to adjust, but couldn’t get over far enough and find the ball and bring it in with two hands. Tough adjustment, but a D1 WR is expected to get to it. I know what you’re talking about – I just don’t think that happened on that play. Could be wrong though.

Just take a knee, Bolden.
Better than a pick
I love your signature
what a prick #42
Open letter to Devon Smith

Dearest Devon,

If you can’t catch a wide open pass with 2 hands, please do not attempt to catch one with one hand.

Yours truly,
HnB

its too bad

I feel like if bolden was allowed to throw more he’d be able to beat mcgloins 5 ints from last yr.

Classy move Houston
They once ran the score up on post-death penalty SMU.

They’re complete douchebags.

What did they do?

I’m just reading a live box score.

Taunting Penality
Klassy Houston
Penn State last 2 bowl games

8 interceptions. Oh good gracious

I am confident that Bolden has another one in him. You can’t help but wonder what might have been if some of the houston defenders had better hands.

Yes, Bolden was very lucky today (if you can say that about a QB with 6 completions)
You mean their make up is they're a bunch of pricks?

Makes sense.

Houston has always been a prick program.

Houston will always be a prick program.

I'm pretty good at Madden

Coach Committee should give me an interview. I’ll coach for 45,000 per year.

532 yards Kennum? Is that all you got? HUH?
Quote from my mother-in-law...

(about Keenum laying down) “He is a wimp! An absolute wimp!”

Oh my. Your mother-in-law sounds

HAWT!

I would respect Keenum a little bit if he didn't take soccer dives everytime he was about to get hit by somebody
only letting up 30 isn't that bad of a showing in all honesty
Cougar High indeed.

Now I know why the Texas fans call them that: because they have the attitude of fifteen year olds.

If it's any consolation we currently have more points than any other B10 team today

Not good

I hate the rest of this stupid conference anyway.

“All that hate’s gonna burn you up, Rambler.”
“Keeps me warm.”

I agree with this
Agreed

I hope the B10 has an 0-fer today

Actually, that does make me feel better...
THAT is how he got hurt and got redshirted?!?!

Rambler you’re right, he is a pansy

I burst out laughing when I saw that play.

I’m proud to admit this.

He just fell on his face. The hell?!
NCAA is now granting medical hardships for wounded egos.
if our offense actually showed up, this wold have been a game
They're still throwing because they want Keenum to get that bowl passing record.

Not because “that’s what they do”, Danny Kannell.

Whelp, then it's time to pull a Buddy Ryan.

Embrace the media’s hate.

But alas, it’s Penn State. Success with honor, and failure with honor, still exist.

Derek Moye played today?
No.

He died.

Everything died in November.

But at least the corpse beat Ohio State.

Played himself out of any consideration whatsoever for the NFL draft.
michigan state just had a pick 6
Tough end to a brutal two months.

Now to do what Penn State does best: the behind-the-scenes work to get ready for next year and prepare to represent the school, students, alumni, and fans with the same dignity as always.

Does Bolden stay next year

Just for Wings over Happy Valley?

Just me, but watching this game, I don't get the feeling Rob is too upset
Wings Over is a chain

so he could find his favorite wings elsewhere

Wow, Bolden is faster than I remembered
That's as fast as I remembered him.

Good play to run away from pressure. He’ll do that now and again.

I seriously hate losing to douchebags.

I’d rather lose to Indiana than lose to these jerkoffs.

Add Houston

to the list of schools I get to hate now

Gaining on Whisky
You know what? Aftet this I won't even be surprised

If Bill O’Brien is named our new HC.

Oh, hidey hidey, almighty, please no
why not?
Because I don't want the freaking offensive coordinator from the Patriots.

Why would we blow up the program to hire the offensive coordinator from the Patriots?

If he is hired, I will die a little inside.
2 words. 600 lbs.

Charlie Weiss.

How could you possibly give this guy - who the Patriots don't want - any credit for what Tom Brady does?
our hurry up offense is pretty lax
Why dont they move with more pace...this is only a two score game
Jack Ham

is losing his shit over that on the radio, it’s rather amusing to listen to.

We have 300 yards of offense?????

Get the hell out of here!!!

Well, at least he overthrew that one.

Nice variety from Rob today.

Mcgloin Siting!!
6th dropped pass that'd be a TD
God I miss Deon Butler.
How many wide open passes can Bolden miss?
i wish bolden could hit people before they had to dive
We have 300 yards of

incompletions or arm punts

Like that our guys have dropped two TDs

In order to compensate for Houston dropping two pick sixes

PSU is horrible, but Houston is not very good at all
I don't think PSU is horrible

The QB is terrible, but not the team

PSU is playing horribly, but Houston is playing to their limit.

That’s why this is a really pathetic game.

2 dropped TD in last 2 plays!

Cant blame those 2 on Bolden

he overthrew it, it would have had to be an amazing diving catch
He slowed up

But holding anyway, so it doesn’t matter.

Goodbye, Scrap. Goodbye, JayPa.

Goodbye, LJ Sr. Goodbye, Bolden.

Let's hope they keep Vanderlinden.
wow pass to no one
Story of the game
that is a great last play of Bolden's career...TYPICAL
Jesus christ Houston, Really?

There’s time on the fucking clock.

They prefer to keep it classy.
What in the actual fuck

a) that pass
b) Houston
c) me with the TV still on

Happy Fucking New Year
4th down

Throwing it away?

Bolden is a special breed of bad.

I’d take that other quarterback we had, you know, the Italian one who we often don’t mention.

Joe Paterno?

He’s got to have some eligibility left.

well under 55.5

Yay me?

MSU and UGA is a real game right now
why not use the timeouts?
they are saving them for the new head coach to use....its like a signing bonus
Nice celebration, Cougar High.

Your head coach looks like Dale Gribbell and Kingsbury looks like a womanizing chain smoker from Metz.

Screw yourselves.

Is that an insult to Kliff or a compliment
Consider the context.
lol

Please let it go.

No.

They’re pricks.

Don't listen to him Rambler

You have every right to be bitter.

It's unhealthy

I’m looking out for his well being

Thanks, but I'm fine.

Houston’s coaches and players are a bunch of douches who run up the score, so I reserve the right to mock them.

My girlfriend and I were just sitting next to Darren Perry at the bar

And we didn’t even know it. Walked out with 10 minutes left saying, “I just can’t even watch anymore.” Super nice guy though. He only mentioned he went to Penn State and was class of 1992, before our time haha.

Did he say he was going to be the next head coach? I believe Joe Schad said so!
What was bolden's line for today

In my mind, it’s something like 5-40, 2TD to the other team

7-26 1 TD 3 int
I'll be gracious in defeat when I'm dead.
Jay consoling Bolden.

Jay also looks ready to cry.

Re: Jay. I know he's not popular on this board, but I feel for the guy.
I do too

No family should go through what they have the last 60 days

Yeah, I spologize for my cheap shot.

He has been great throughout this whole situation.

bolden or '14' - you choose!!!
Wait I didn't realize this was a Morelli joke

Because Morelli is twice the QB McGloin is, say nothing about Bolden

I'll take McGloin over Morelli

McGloin has at least thrown some clutch passes and drives. Morelli was at his absolute worst in the 4th Q. Both were/are immature.

I agree.

McGloin’s immature, but, in games, he’s a much better leader than Morelli.

they are both dirty dirty bums to me.. throw stupid mills in there too.. for good measure!
JayPa telling Bolden

“Don’t worry, kid; wherever you transfer, I’ll follow and coach you up some more.”

Ha - very good

rec’d

I really like Jay Pa. he gets way more hate than he deserves
Yes.
ESPN now going to try to get him looking sad on TV
He is a classy dude
Except he should have blamed his QB a little there, too.
Yep.

I think he’s a bad play caller but a decent QB coach. I don’t blame him for 14 or 11.

I like him as a human being

but not as a coach

Sorry guys - not a great day for PSU or the B1G today

and a very bad day at Tennessee

What happened at Tennessee?
DC and another defensive coach left for Washington
Maybe we should hire Bradley?
If you want to leave timeouts on the board in a bowl game

then yes.

It would be for DC not Head Coach
Scrap is a great DC

and would be a good HC for Penn State, imho, Aurabass. Personally, this has been two months of Hell, part of which has to have been our coaches looking over their shoulders at the search committee, and wondering what is going to happen to them.

Plus, the kids’ attention has been elsewhere. There was a report that even Silas Redd, our good RB, thought about transferring! Too many uncertainties, with no clarity to help clear ANY of the fog.

Agreed

Still a good to great DC, but I think his ability as an HC is still up in the air. Tough to judge someone’s job performance when they aren’t really given a fair shot

Leaving those timeouts up there still annoys the hell out of me. No excuse for that, unless, you know, you’re giving up.

LAPSU, I think

Scrap realized a win was just not in the cards for us. It’s like some days at work for me: I have big plans to get a bunch of stuff done, but then I get a phone call or e-mail that starts the train wreck. I end up just trying to survive the day, with hopes for a better tomorrow.

Haha, totally get that analogy

Still, we weren’t out of the game into the 4th quarter, technically. As a HC, I feel like if you use one of those timeouts to stop the clock, it gives the impression that you still think you have a shot. And if that impression rubs off on just one player who sets one block that leads to a big run, then momentum swings back in your favor, all because you called a timeout to draw up a play.

Not saying that we would have won if Scrap had called a timeout, but at least give the players a shot, even if they’ve been getting stomped up and down the field all day.

I don’t know, I’ve wanted Bradley to get the job ever since he took over, he’s done a great job under very rough circumstances, but laying down like that when we weren’t out of it mathematically yet just annoys me.

Or BSD 500+ comment thread
That makes perfect sense to me PSU_Lions_84
def morelli over bolden right?
This team would be in the Rose Bowl with Morelli
Don't think that's the case.

Positive they’d have beaten Nebraska. Believe they’d have had a decent shot against MSU in the CG.

NO WAY - he was horrible.. horrible.. seriously bad
I had a class with Morelli once

it was some stupid Gen Ed, creative writing or something ridiculous. We had to come up with alliterations for our names (Ridiculous Redd, Stupendous Still, you get the idea) and then write something building off of that.

So we had to present these things at the end of it, and of course, Morelli’s is a gem: Awesome Morelli. The professor just stared at him. It was fantastic.

Moral of the story: Morelli was a mongoloid.

I can't stop laughing
Cool it.

Penn State would be in the Rose Bowl with John Shaffer, but Morelli was no John Shaffer.

Morelli was no Matt Knizner, either.
I don't know.

Knizner was pretty awful. We only won in ’87 because of Blair freaking Thomas.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Just speaking in hyperbole, I guess.

Houston's coach gave Bradley a gallic hug.

Wow, those tools really are Frenchmen.

Good thing we play Temple at home next year!
I could not stand their fans
On the bright side, Bolden has 2 years left, with what should be a better QB Coach
Yeah? Who's that going to be?

Bolden is gone, my opinion

I dunno, he didn't seem remotely like he was in last years bowl game
Its only on the bright side...

If Bolden takes his 2 years somewhere else. This kid will never be any better than he showed today.

MAJOR PROPS TO JAY
i hope he can get a job at a mid major and build them up just to prove everyone wrong
Give em hell Jay!
Switched to Cap One Bowl... Recap of what Jay said?
nothing much but totally class act
He talked about how much Penn State has been in his life,

how he hoped his Dad would be vindicated — stuff like that.

Very classy.

Thanks
Welcome.

I’d like to hit the “fast forward” button for the rest of this month. The new HC will undoubtedly make huge changes, and while some may be for the better (better OCs, maybe), the turmoil will be huge.

basically said, once the truth comes out, it will show Joe is right and the BOT/media is wrong
EXTREMELY CLASSY
Almost glad we didn't win that trophy.

Looks like something a stoned second-grader would make out of old Play-doh and used bubble gum.

Yeah, it's pretty chintzy.
Just looked like the reporter cut Jaypa off when he started talking Joepa.
They had to show

the Houston celebration — which started in the third qtr. Ass-hats.

better than USC and their dancing the entire Rose Bowl
Only by a few degrees.

Grabbing their coach to carry him off on their shoulders with 44 ticks left is pretty low.

True.

But, my word, is Keenum a tool.

Maybe we should have traded bowls with Purdue.

Could have had a better shot at winning (Maybe).

You know what?

I hope Oregon puts up 100 fucking points on Wisconsin.

They will

That Badger defense is putrid. Chip Kelly’s had a month to prep.

That's what I said before the 2010 Rose Bowl.

But I think you’re right. Wisconsin can’t dominate the LOS like Ohio State did.

I always hope everyone runs the score up on Wisconsin.
Why do they keep showing Texas A&M commercials on ESPN?
Did anyone catch the Catholics Come Home commercial?

Good stuff.

We are! The Catholic Church!

We come home for an hour.

Sometimes less when we need to leave after Communion.

everybody does

also, I can’t get used to the new responses/prayers. I have been doing it one way my whole life, and now I am supposed to change?

Bring back the Latin service!!

(What do I know? I’m Methodist.)

Consubstantial.

Really. Really?

Through my fault, my own fault, my most… something fault?

Hell, let’s just work into the prayer,

“Through my own fault. With the benefit of hindsight, I wish we all did more.”

LOL, that is the one word that annoyed me the most

Consubstantial? (spellcheck wants to put a hyphen in it)

Screw Latin. Father Makowski used to do it in Polish

He was reciting kielbasa recipes -- you

just didn’t know it!

Father Mac was awesome

He would not retire (!) and was senile. He would drift from English into Polish. Would forget where he was in Mass an start all over. The poor alter boys had no idea what to do most of the time.

He was a really nice man. Always smiling (drunk). And he never touched a kid inappropriately.

Father Mac for Penn State HC!!!
It annoys me that part of my weekly/annual dues go to those commercials

No one recruits like the Catholics

If the B1G gonna hate on us

ACC might come a knocking.

It's almost a huge sigh of relief that this season is over.
this

I can’t blame them for just wanting to be done

B1G deserves a B1G kick in the ass
Over/ under 24 hours until a new coach is announced?
Over. I'd say we dont hear anything for at least a week
Over.

Announcement to be made on Super Bowl Sunday.

I'm with Success on this one.

I think the search committee thinks this recruiting year is salvageable, so will name a coach before the quiet period starts.

Over

Les Miles won’t be available for at least a week. #Sekrah/d

Let's go get a coach

In some ways I loved this team and in others I hated them. Mostly I loved this team despite being so painful to watch. That being said I’m glad the season is over.

So, if the curse of Mt. Nittany led to the dark years

How bad is the curse of ‘Firing Joe Paterno ’cause ESPN hates child abuse(at select institutions)’ gonna be? I hope no worse than Nebraska to now, but I’m more than a little concerned.

Belton for QB in 2012

Restore State College

Oh Scrap! I have so much respect for him.
Galen was calling plays from Joe's living room and tweeting them to Jay.

Joe was writing down ideas on napkins to Galen.

Scrap is probably the best man for this job
I still think Bolden may have been better had he really been given the job early

But now, I think it’s best for all involved if he just left. Even with a new staff, I think there will still be too much resentment and memories for him to get over the mental block. Let him go somewhere else and hopefully find success

Respectfully

you could not be more wrong. He had the job earlier and lost it.

No, he was on the yo-yo

Clearly he wasn’t mentally able to handle that. Now he’s damaged goods as long as he stays. He still might not turn into a good (or even decent) QB, but the revolving door early in the system did him no favors.

He was on the yoyo

cuz he sucked

Bolden doesn't sit on the sidelines during practice and do nothing.

What strikes me is he has shown NO improvement. You don’t improve on Saturdays. You improve Sunday through Friday, and show it on Saturday.

Either he failed, or the coaches failed him. But he’s not even a serviceable signal caller.

Not saying

this isn’t a failing on Bolden’s part, or that he isn’t a terrible QB right now. A mentally stronger person wouldn’t have been affected, or even been motivated by the competition. But that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t have at least been serviceable.

just saw MSU complete a screen for a big game . . . wept silently
How can a QB be a 4 star recruit

And not complete a screen pass? Star recruits @ Penn State = epic fail.

The problem with screen passes is not just the QB

Our line can’t execute them properly, that’s why McGloin couldn’t do it either.

But Bolden is still terrible

First drive, 3rd and 1 and overthrowing our FB 10 feet over his head. He can’t play at this level.

This is just one of the many attempts that were so painful to watch.
i hope bolden got a shovel for new years.. gonna be a heck of a dig to get all the dump out of his pants
He got the shovel from the dude from Home Alone
Remember when we won the Captial One Bowl?
I remember sitting in the Orange Bowl, exhausted after watching that tiny kicker Kelly finally split the posts.

Has it really been that long?

That game was amazing...

…and completely exhausting at the same time. It was great to be there, for sure.

oh, wee Kevin Kelly

Miss you brah

There are only 2 things in this world

Death and B1G bowl losses.

FTFY.

Postgame Post-apocalypse thread up now.

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