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Tuesday Recruitin' Wonders If Today Is The Day


After a holiday week off, there is a lot to get to on this brisk Tuesday morning, so let's dive right in.

The Ticket City Bowl has finally come and gone, and WHAT A GAME IT WAS. But now we've come to January 3rd, the day that many people targeted as the day the next era of Penn State football would begin. Is today the day we find out who the next head coach at Penn State will be? Head coaching rumors, speculation, and new "sources" confirming new names dominate the news cycle surrounding Penn State, so recruiting information is minimal right now.

In Dallas for the bowl, acting AD Dave Joyner alluded to having a new coach by the next recruitment period. Well, tomorrow begins the final "contact period", lifting the current dead period's ban on in-person recruiting. The new head honcho will have less than 30 days to not only maintain the current list of commits (not an easy task, having read and seen some of their interviews), but also fill out the remaining 7-10 spots in the Class of 2012.

That list of commits grew by one in a rare bright moment for the Penn State community in the past couple of months when Jamil Pollard hopped back on board after straightening out his academic situation. That puts our current list of Class of 2012 members at 14.

On with the updates on those current commits, and some of the top remaining targets, in a slightly altered Big Board...

Star-divide

Semper Fi

Speaking of the current list of commits, a full third of them are in Arizona as we speak, preparing for this evening's Semper Fidelis All-American Bowl. QB Skyler Mornhinweg and TE Jesse James will suit up on offense for the West, while CB Armani Reeves, LB Cam Williams, and DT Brian Gaia will try to stop them on the East squad.

Skyler Mornhinweg was extremely quiet in the initial wake of the scandal, speaking through his parents, and only then to issue a "No comment." His recruiters, Ron Vanderlinden (territory) and Jay Paterno (position) have maintained contact with the St. Joe's prep QB, and recently Mornhinweg reaffirmed his commitment to Penn State. However, as is the case with a decent number of these commits, nothing is solid if the right guy isn't brought on to lead these kids.

Jesse James took his official visit to Penn State ($) three weeks ago, which appears to have been a mere formality. James will be the only early enrollee in the Class of 2012, and is extremely excited to get to Happy Valley and begin his career. This little nugget is very intriguing, given James' 6'7", 250-pound frame:

"They're talking about using me in the slot, kind of like how Rob Gronkowski is used for the Patriots. They want to move me around and create mismatches."

He's the lone TE on the West squad tonight, so he should see a healthy amount of action.

Armani Reeves is currently the highest-rated commit, both in terms of skill and positional need, and is remaining committed to Penn State throughout. He has, however, been looking elsewhere ($), keeping his options open until he knows more. The leader, and really only other suitor at this point, appears to be Michigan, who visited Reeves just before the current dead period in recruiting. If the new coach and/or staff does not sit well with Reeves, expect him to be a Wolverine by Signing Day.

Cam Williams, Reeves' best friend and high school teammate, is in the same position. He is committed to Penn State, but is exploring options just in case ($). For Williams, the other girl is Ohio State. Williams is a fan favorite in this class, and even helped recruit other players to Penn State. Williams will have his hands full tonight, facing three four-star running backs in Jonathan Williams (committed to Arkansas), Todd Gurley (undecided) and Erie's own Greg Garmon.

Brian Gaia is about as strong a commitment as we have, save maybe Jesse "EE" James. He committed to Larry Johnson and Penn state in May, saw two games on the sidelines (Iowa, Illinois), and likely isn't going anywhere. He made the Baltimore Sun All-Metro team, again, as an offensive lineman:

Devastating blocker at 6 feet 4, 295 pounds whom [rival Gilman School head coach] Biff Poggi called the best offensive lineman he's ever coached.

Gaia was recruited as a defensive tackle, though, and his stats on the other side of the ball were just as good: 8 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 43 tackles. In her third appearance of the post, here is the incomparable Beth Long of Scout.com, interviewing Gaia ($) before tonight's game (Warning: if you get squeamish watching moderately awkward interviews, skip this one; Long tries her best, but Gaia is just one of those one-word answer type of guys).

There are a number of other top recruits in Arizona this evening, including some past targets who chose other schools, but of the undecided recruits, there is only one for whom Penn State remains high on the list: PA DB Demetrious Cox. The Jeannette safety has been narrowing his list down ($) and seems set on taking his five official visits (why not, right? Free trips, yo!), with Penn State getting one of those spots.

In Other Cleverly Named Bowl News

Elsewhere in high school bowl land, two additional commits were on hand when Jamil Pollard pulled the trigger for Penn State at the Offense-Defense Bowl in Dallas. Pollard was rooming with Nyeem Wartman, who apparently had a pretty good pop on Eugene Lewis in the actual bowl game.

Wartman is listed as a soft verbal on Scout.com, but you can judge for yourself how strong his commitment is with this recent tweet from Nyeem. As for Lewis, he remains very committed to the Nittany Lions and barring a colossal failure on the coaching search front, Lewis will be the one-for-one replacement of Derek Moye on the 2012 roster.

Wartman and Lewis, whose high schools are less than 40 miles apart, were named to all-conference teams.

No News = Good News?

As for the rest of the commits, there isn't much else to report.

The other two northeast boys, Jake Kiley and Malik Golden, have been relatively quiet. If you're a follower of Kiley's on Twitter, you know that he is solid to Penn State, so there shouldn't be any cause for concern there.

Golden's status has been reduced to "soft verbal" on Lions247, but he took an official visit to Iowa early last month, so that could be the reason for the change.

Brent Wilkerson out of Maryland continues to monitor the coaching search like everyone else, but he should be considered a solid member of the class. Wilkerson did visit Virginia recently with friend and current teammate Mike Moore, but I wouldn't read too much into that visit.

Finally, Derek Dowrey and Austin Johnson remain solid with Penn State. In the wake of the first few weeks of the scandal, Dowrey released an official statement that reads like it was written by someone I would want at Penn State.

As far as my future plans, I stand by my commitment to attend Penn State next year. There are lots of question marks surrounding the team and staff, but one thing that is not a question in my mind is that the team, fan base, and atmosphere at Penn State will weather the storm and continue to be a great football university that it is and has always been.

Johnson, like many of the commits, took home district and conference honors, and remains committed ($) despite getting some interest from a couple of ACC suitors.

The Bad News

The problem from a recruiting standpoint is going to be filling the remaining 10ish spots in the next 29 days. Other prospects that once had interest in Penn State are falling off the board, including NJ QB Devin Fuller, who named a top 6 that didn't include Penn State, and MD DE Ryan Watson, who committed to Purdue a couple of days ago.

We don't have a Big Board up for this Tuesday Recruitin' simply because it's almost impossible to identify some of PSU's current targets. Most of the names who have appeared on the Board are gone, either to other schools or to a "not interested in Penn State" status.

Is it possible Dave Joyner and Ira Lubert have actually made this "homerun hire" that some believe, and that other committed recruits could switch to Penn State? Yea, but every day the announcement is delayed hurts this class even more.

When you consider that the 2011 class wasn't exactly stellar, you're looking a rough couple of years ahead. If the guy is the "right hire" won't matter in three years if he can't win more than 7 games per year. Granted, the Boise State classes aren't typically stellar either. So hopefully Chris Petersen brings some of that magic with him. #Trollgaze2K12

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Comments

Santorum roaming around Iowa wearing Hawkeyes gear

Ron Paul 2012

You know....

Santorum is a Penn State Grad and graduate of Penn State Law School (the Dickinson alums will cringe at that!).

He first showed his bad judgement by getting his MBA at Pitt!

Let them cringe...

Growing up 2 blocks from Dickinson I can’t stand their smug asses. It is too bad its illegal to hit people who jay walk, otherwise their graduating classes would be in the low teens.

BILL POLIAN FOR HEAD COACH!
Redd is transferring...this sucks

Just kidding but at this point bad news is the new norm

Couldn't really...

blame him if he did.

After watching Stanford's offense last night

The prospect of a mobile TE that lines up in different places excites me greatly.

Who's going to throw it to him?
Bill Belton will throw...he is the only one who can at this point...SMH
Now this comment....

made me think of a hot cheerleader.
And then I got excited too !

Oregon Ducks Cheerleaders

are what I think of when I think hot cheerleaders. fwiw…

FWIW you and every other redblooded american man agrees

At least the ones not getting married in Delaware today.

After watching the offenses for all teams in the Rose and Fiesta bowls..

I had a sad.

after watching the "defenses" of all teams in both games

I had a sad

The sad part of this commentary is.......

that Joyner is the wrong man for the job…..he is way out of his league…and he has done big damage to the “search” for the new coach and especially to the recruiting process….if they indeed are trying to de-emphasize the FB program, well then he’s your man…the rumor mill as to whom the new HC will be is still grinding away, and I think Joyner loves it. He is incompetent at best. I really hope that I am 100% wrong, however.

I'd wait to declare judgement until the search is over...

if we wind up w/ any of the Pat’s Coord, the 9ers Coord, the Packs QB coach then I’ll agree. Until that decision is made, however, I’ll defer to Joyner, et. al.

I said before I hope for a decent coach

But expect some clown from left field, all of these recent leaks make me believe that is the case.

Either nobody wants the job...

or they are low balling people or both.

I think it is that nobody wants the job

And that amazes me, because coaches are egotistical by nature, you have to be in order to be successful. I can’t believe that nobody would want to be the messiah of Penn State football, the coach who brings us back from the darkness of the Sandusky trial. I would think that, coupled with the facilities and fan support, would be a huge selling point.

I think its one of two things

1. We have a guy and they are waiting for the right moment to announce it. Or they are finalizing some details in the contract (which given the situation we’re in, might be a bit of an arduous process if the next coach wants a little more protection/compensation).

2. They have a guy they want and are going after him alone, and haven’t seriously moved on to other targets. I really hope this isn’t the case.

I just find it hard to believe that absolutely no one wants this job. Like no one at all. If we see some schlub coordinator from the NFL or Tom Bradley end up with the job, then I would believe no one else wanted it. But until then, someone has to want this job.

I still hope it is Mark Richt

Ben Jones’ analysis of the situation leaves enough hope in me that he could take the job.

Not true.

Tom Clements has said he wants the job. FWIW

Correct

Tom Clements is no schlub. Neither is Greg Roman. They have good jobs on great NFL teams.

A lot of people who supposedly have “turned down” the job are not, as far as anyone can demonstrate, interested in being a major college coach anywhere. Tony Dungy was courted by Minnesota, his alma mater, and he just said “I’m not a college coach.” And he isn’t. Neither is Cowher or Munchak. They’ve never coached in college. And who can blame them? If you were the kind of guy who thrives in the high-pressure all-football-all-the-time world of the NFL why would you want to put up with the recruiting and the alums and academics and all of that? It’s a completely different job.

It takes a very particular sort of guy to do this job and there just aren’t many of those sorts of guys out there.

Joyner is not an idiot. Just look at his credentials in medicine and the Olympics and so forth. He might not be a financial wizard, but that’s why they’ve got Ira Lubell (sp?) on board.

While this wait is almost intolerable for us, it’s better than doing it “The Pitt Way” and just hiring one of the first three guys who will call you back. If PSU had done it that way we’d have hired that Mississippi State guy a few weeks back and overpaid him. That’s not a preferable option.

That's the thing

Nobody wants the job now. In a couple years, when the situation has lost all of its toxicity, top-flight coaches will be lined up in State College. We might just have to deal with some bozo from left field for a few years, and who knows, we might even get lucky.

What's your reasoning behind this train of thought?

Not trolling, actually curious.

Because...

they would have announced a guy already if they had one. There is no real advantage to the process taking this long. I also think they are worried about paying some guy top tier money when the narrative (which I disagree with) has been that PSU is too focused on football.

I don’t understand why the job is toxic. The scandal is the scandal. Nobody associated with it remains at the school. It literally had nothing to do with how the program was run.

Top flight facilities, great fanbase, national exposure every week. Boggles my mind.

I just don't see it

I honestly think the football program is Too Big to Fail. It funds the enitre AD, they’re not going to de-emphasize it without serious reprecussions for the rest of the school’s athletics.

I don't think they are...

trying to de-emphasize the program, but they are deathly afraid out bad headlines.

My Gawd.....

Somebody who is succinct and makes sense at the same time….thank you for what I have been saying since th Search Committee was formed.

job

$$$$$$$$ speaks louder than morals. No one is going to say no to being the highest paid coach. Which is what its going to take to lure someone away from thier current position

I too am holding out for one simple reason...

Had Ira Lubert not been directly invested in this search, then I would concur. I just cant see a man of his stature doing anything half-a*** and having his name associated to a remedial hire. Assuming he’s associated with a “home run” hire, this will undoubtedly transcend into his other business endeavors and further solidify his brand.

Conversely, a troll hire deteriorates his brand…he knew this before signing up for this assignment. He’s at the big boy table, clearly aware that winner takes all, and he’s gone all in!

Color me naive but my chips are on “The Ira.”

Vince Lombardi isn't walking through that door...

There’s no way to know if a coach is substandard before you hire them. We’ll need at least two years before we have any idea what we’ve got. Even if it’s a “no-name,” keep in mind that most great coaches came from nowhere. When the Steelers hired Mike Tomlin, everyone was skeptical (except me because I went to college with him and was psyched) but a Super Bowl is a Super Bowl. The same with Mike McCarthy or Joe Torres and any number of guys that failed to impress the fans and the press when they first arrived.

Besides, there are no sure things available right now. Really, Urban Meyer was the only guy available who is more or less a sure thing, and even he comes with a lot of risk – will he quit in a few years? will he keep his players out of the police blotter?

All of the other candidates – real or imagined – are a risk. Peterson is the only remotely viable guy who has really proven himself at the college level and there’s still a risk that he can’t translate that success to the east where he doesn’t know people and/or won’t be able to handle the added pressure of a tougher schedule and more skeptical media.

No other “big name” coach is going to come here because all of them are already well paid and well liked where they are. It’s a simple “bird in hand” situation and has nothing to do with this being a “toxic” situation. Why would Saban or Les Miles want to leave their current situation where they are already heroes and recruiting is easier and the academic standards are lower?

Besides, if PSU goes all in and pays a guy $5-$7 million a year, then that’s going to come with a very pricey buy-out. If the guy turns out to be a dud after two or three years, that’s a lot of money they’ll have to flush. PSU sports has a lot of money, but I can understand why they don’t want to flush too much of it down the pipe, regardless of any other expenses they might have.

All of the other guys are NFL guys so there are obvious questions about how that will translate, especially with recruiting (although it should be noted that the two high-profile pro-to-college failures that are usually mentioned, Weiss and Groh, recruited very well, they just didn’t follow through on the field.)

I don’t think the lawsuits will be as big of a disaster as they’re made out to be. I’m not a lawyer, but it seems to me that PSU would only be on the hook for, at most, any victims after 2002, and there aren’t too many of those and even then, PSU is hardly the main culprit. Of course, PSU has deeper pockets than Second Mile or Sandusky, but I would think PSU will get a good lawyer and minimize their liability. Frazier, the guy spearheading PSU’s response on the BOT, did a very good job minimizing Merck’s exposure to the whole Vioxx fiasco. They paid a lot – rightly – and the PR hit was bad, but legally they did a lot better than is widely thought. That was all him.

Not that I want to see victims of child abuse get short-changed and I certainly expect them to get paid in the seven digits, but I also don’t have much sympathy for plaintiff lawyers trying to get a big payday out of this tragedy/crime.

You make far too much use of logic

Get off this board. Now.

/kidding

I would really hope that lawsuits don't even enter into the football equation.

If I’m a football coaching candidate, I would consider three extraneous factors (besides the usual salary, years, etc.):

1. How do I feel about the people who want to employ me?
2. Do I want to be the guy who follows Joe Paterno?
3. What are the chances I’ll be handcuffed by NCAA sanctions?

I don’t see #3 as a real concern, but hey — it’s the NCAA so it can’t be totally discounted. Number 2 was always going to be an issue, but now some of the heat may actually be off that one a bit. Number 1 is where my real concern would be focused. New President, intermin AD, and a fubar of a Board of Trustees is not what I would have in mind as rock-solid employers.

lawsuits

are a distraction. Coaches hate distractions.

Yeah, if you're personally involved in one.

I don’t see any members of a new coaching staff being subpoenaed or otherwise hassled by it. If you keep TB, LJ, or Vandy on staff then maybe they get pulled off to be deposed. Otherwise, I don’t see it.

Yes

My company is sued or sues other companies all the time. It distracts no one unless they have to prepare for a deposition. If the hire is an outsider, that won’t be an issue.

Okay, who actually believes that PSU is trying to deemphasize the football program?

Seriously, I want a virtual show of hands.

Who thinks that Penn State is intentionally trying to make the football program less prominent or successful to the point of purposefully hiring a sub-standard coach. Why do you think that, and what is Penn State’s goal in doing it?

To make less money

with all the suits they are going to have to settle.

/logic’d

Under normal circumstances, I never would have given this a second thought. Given the administration’s actions thus far, I can’t rule it out as a possibility, although I agree that it makes absolutely no sense, but that’s why I can’t rule it out. Nothing they have done has been the most logical course of action. Hopeful they make good decisions, nervous they won’t.

+1 for sanity prevailing
/Half raises hand

I’m not saying that they are intentionally trying to sabotage the program, but if we hire the Pat’s OC for 600k a year, then what?

I honestly don’t know what to think anymore.

$53,200,000

reasons why PSU will not deemphasize football.

Agreed

Erickson never said they would sabotage the program. He just wants PSU to be known for more than football, and I agree with him. I’ve lived most of my life in State College and it irritates me to no end to read and hear so many outsiders who believe that the only thing worthwhile going on here is football and that the only thing that makes this place great was/is Joe Paterno. I’m a pretty hard-core PSU fan and played with Paterno’s kids when I was a kid and yet I’d still put PSU football somewhere in the “others receiving votes” range of “Top Reasons I Want to Live Here.”

For example in its “Douchiest College” ratings, GQ (or was it Esquire) said that PSU knows the only thing it has is Big Football. Of course, I don’t pay much attention to such things and neither should anyone, but it does illustrate a common perception problem.

Of course, this is a small town in the middle of more-or-less nowhere and football is by far the biggest tourist attraction. But to say that PSU is all about football is like saying the only thing worthwhile in New York are the Statue of Liberty and the Yankees and the best place to eat there is the Sbarro’s in Time Square.

Penn State deserves to be known for a lot more than just football. Indeed, the athletics department alone has so many great stories outside of football. And most Penn State fans and all of the alums know this. People care about Penn State football because it’s always represented more than wins. Yeah, there are some fans I’ve come across that only care about winning, but they’re usually complete a-holes and can be ignored. I’ve always felt like Penn State was at a big advantage over the fanbases in the south or even in Ohio or Michigan in that PA has two relatively successful pro football teams in state, plus a few others in nearby states, so the kind of people who just want wins focus on that and don’t poison the college football conversation quite so much as they do in places where college football is the only sport anyone cares about. Contrast that to Alabama where college football is the only big sport and in the old days before the Braves came to Atlanta, it was the only “major” sport in the whole region.

"the best place to eat there is the Sbarro’s in Time Square."

Michael Scott agrees with this statement.

Sorry

I think I accidentally flagged your post when I meant to recommend it!

That scene in The Office is what put Sbarro’s in my mind. That and the fact that when I visited New York with my high school group, I think we ate at Sbarro’s about twice a day because we didn’t know any better.

I believe they are deemphasizing football

How else do you explain our quarterback situation??

Joyner's face

continues to make me very unhappy.

The lack of "real information" is both impressive and infuriating..

At this point though, I’m fearing the worst.

The sadistic side of me

truly believes part of this rumor frenzy is a deliberate effort of disinformation…counter espionage 101.

I could partly see that
Are they that slick?
Lubbert is.
Well then lets hope he's running the show
As someone pointed out..

This search has gone almost counter to how every other program does it. For example, if PSU had their guy already and was just waiting for timing, bowl game etc, I find it hard to believe leaks wouldn’t spring from the new coaches school. Especially if he was considering bringing along assistants with him.

Just hard to believe that with the number of people involved, there wouldn’t be a slip.

Yeah but you never know
BTW this is up on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Richt

Who knows with some twitter help maybe we can get some information today?

I never noticed before

but Mark Richt looks a lot like Mark Harmon.

I like twitter...

but in conjunction with msg. boards it has perpetuated an enormous amount of bullshit lately. I think I’ve gotta step back for a bit.

Well the last time wikipedia had something like this the Twitterverse went off

and we got a news report from PennLive. I am kinda hoping for that again.

Is this your work?

This has all the finger prints of a carolinaeasy hit job…

naw...but just wait I have something big brewing

Should be done in a few minutes

Look at his shirt in his Wikipedia page!

He must be the next head coach, the page even has sources!

Good Lord man

lol

If we get a news report it will be worth it all
Re: Wartman

in addition to that tweet, his twitter background is our logo. I’d be really surprised if he goes anywhere.

Fingers crossed.

I don’t think there will be a complete lack of talent for a new coach to come in and take advantage of.

FYI Greg Roman..

was Harbaugh’s OC at Stanford last year. I’m not saying this as an endorsement, but he was part of a good offensive system for some time.

All the Roman stuff seems to be coming from his agent

which means I don’t believe a single word of it.

see: O'Brien, Bill
Nor do I

But just pointing out that he has worked in the college ranks with some success.

Agents

Roman’s agent says he want’s the job and has interviewed for it and O’Brien’s agent said he hasn’t talked to PSU and would rather coach in the NFL.

I don’t trust agents, but I don’t see what Roman’s agent has to gain from lying about this. There’s no other indication that he’s angling for any other jobs.

O’Brien is clearly trying to get the HC job in Kansas City, Jacksonville, or Tampa Bay, so I can see how it would behoove him to make up a story about PSU wanting him just to make his client seem like more of a hot commodity.

Roman hasn’t had a ton of college experience, but he’s been an excellent OL coach at the pro level. God knows we need OL help more than just about anything. The fact that Harbaugh thinks he’s a good coach is also a big point in his favor, I think. Harbaugh obviously knows something about coaching. He pulled Stanford out of the depths (didn’t they go 0-11?) and has somehow managed to get the 49ers into very good playoff position despite not having a great QB. Nothing to sneeze at.

I am underwhelmed by him

A couple of legit questions:

1.Did he develop Andrew Luck? Or did they have a separate QB coach?

2. How much of Stanford’s success can be attributed to having that once in a generation pro-style QB, and how much of it is the system?

3. If he is the driving force behind the offense, and assuming he gets the job and cleans house, who does he get to run the defense? It better be someone good or else that style of offense won’t win many games.

Don't know the answers to your questions..

but I share your concerns.

Here...

http://www.gostanford.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/roman_greg00.html

Roman, in some capacity, was involved with coaching up Gerhart and Luck. Stanford has had some great OL’s recently and that writeup makes it seem like he brought that over from the NFL.

I still don’t believe that he could be a HC, but as a coordinator, I wouldn’t complain. Effective pro-style offense is all PSU needs – it starts with the guys up front.

No way to know how good of a HC he might be

Just based on his record. Every HC had to be a coordinator. Some great coordinators are not good HC’s but there’s really no way to know until they try.

And right now, we need somebody with a lot of technical ability, not just somebody who can give good half-time speeches.

Anybody we hire is going to know a lot more about one side of the ball than the other. That’s just how it is these days. Then his choices for the other coordinator will be key. I imagine that’s an important topic in the interviews.

And given the NCAA restrictions on the number of coaches, it might better if the HC is also the OC or DC.

No more of this play-calling by committee relayed through McQuery. That was never a good system.

What has Roman ever done for us,

besides the aqueduct?

the roads?
the coliseum?
The concept of the Republic?
I hope that one of you is a Monty Python fan.
I am

Such a great movie.

Other than all of that…What have the Romans ever given us?

togas can be pretty liberating
He was a pretty good Ram's QB...

and later for the Eagles (pre Jaws)

And he played Blue Boy in the Undefeated.

Anyone confirm whether PSU aircraft is busy this morning?

I forgot the URL for tracking

These are their two "official" aircraft

http://andrewrmcgill.com/projects/psuplanes/

And they haven’t moved in 6 days and 2 weeks, respectively. Useless.

Maybe they're more clever

I was thinking about this. PSU has managed to run this operation like CIA pros. To do that, I have to think they haven’t brought in candidates through SCE lest somebody recognize them and leak it to the press. So my hypothesis is that they’ve been either flying guys in on private planes by dark of night or perhaps having them land in Harrisburg or Pittsburgh and then driving them here in an appropriately classy town car.

+1

Couldn’t agree more. Lubert must be licking his chops by running his own proxy war against the MSM. This has a military spec ops/CIA feel to it…with a dash of disinformation to keep the trolls chasing their tails.

I know have a vision of Ira sitting in a darkened office cackling maniacally to himself

while thinking about pulling one over on the MSM.

Of course, as I don’t know what he looks like, in my head he’s a non-animated Mr. Burns.

I picture him like The Judge in The Natural
James Mason in North by Northwest -- entourage and all.
They were running some flights into Capital City airport near Harrisburg.

Not Harrisburg Int’l, mind you. I’m talking a glorified landing strip across the river.

Capital City Airport

Sounds like a microbrewery

You know whats crazy?

by this time last year Pitt already hired 2 head coaches.

And neither of them are there 1 year later
Another example of how haste is not always a reliable indicator of a good choice.
Get your baby mama on!

My sources are reporting that Mark Mangino was spotted at the Creamery

not for an interview, strictly for ice cream purposes. Carry on.

UPDATE

There is no ice cream left.

Orange Vanilla Sundae could not be contacted for this report

Why didn't Peachy Paterno do more to stop it?

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