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Or, you know. BOBTALK.

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Per Mr. Jones
Tom Bradley NOT fired, just no long the interim head coach.

#BOBTALK

Which begs me to ask...

Remaining on as DC?

Which begs me to ask...

If so why the f*** couldn’t he have been HC?

He's in limbo

Not without a job, but not exactly with one either. He’s at the behest of BOB, it would appear

In that case

Fuck that. Go get a gig elsewhere and beat PSU as the HC of a MAC school.

God I hate my university so much right now.

If he’s willing to stay and gets along with BOB….eh who knows?

It would be nice but I doubt it.

Bob flounders is saying the same thing:

Just got off the phone with tom Bradley he has NOT been let go by Penn state. Dave joyner told him he is no longer interim HC still on staff

So which coaches are retained?

Hoping for LJ and Vandy

BoB and Bradly are very good friends before this even broke...just saying it is a possibility that some limited staff remains.
I predict Vandy, TB, Jay PA...thats it
No way Jay remains

No way. If the board punts Bradley and keeps JayPa, that’s a PR nightmare. And if you are Jay, why stay at a place that fired your dad in that bullshit way?

not to mention jay is a trrrible coach.
Are we really gonna do this?
I tell you...

He’s trrrrrrble.

We can't KNOW

but I think he’s actually probably at least a good QB coach. I think he’s a bad recruiter and a worse play caller though. But I don’t think many coaches would have gotten a lot more out of the guys he had in the offenses they played (supporting casts and playcalling combined). Put the same guys in a different scheme, or give them running games that could stand on their own, or with legit WRs that could catch – they all would have looked a lot better. Especially Morelli. But Jay had a huge hand in the playcalling and IMO overall he sucked at it.

I think he’s actually probably at least a good QB coach

No one in the NFL got any more out of Morelli than he did.

If he were coachable, he would have been because he had all the physical tools. Like a lot of college kids with strong arms but don’t win that much, because there’s a lot of other talents required to being a great QB that also aren’t teachable.

Explain Chris Ganter to me then!
He was a coaches kid and a courtesy walk on?

WTF does Chris Ganter have to do with anything?

Tom Marino had a good quote about this

So you're citing AM, but then saying he wasn't coachable?
I don't understand your question.

I’m saying that given the team around him, I think Jay developed Morelli about as much as he could be developed. You give him a running game and make Bell not be a douche, and he would have looked a lot better.

I thought you said he wasn't coachable in the pros.

So that means that he was coached to his full potential in college? I’m not sure I saw much growth. Came in as a meathead with a cannon, left pretty much the same, but with 18 wins.

I saw a lot of development, actually.

He still did dumb things as a senior, but not nearly as often as he did as a junior.

But yeah – if it were possible to coach up that raw talent into something special, the NFL would have done it. The fact that they didn’t to me means that there wasn’t a lot more a college QB coach was going to do with him.

Just don't see him as a good example of Jay being a good QB coach.

MRob, DC17, maybe (though I’d argue they too weren’t great QBs, per se, more great leaders in an offense suited perfectly for their skills).

Morelli is cited as an example of him being a BAD QB coach

and I don’t see that as all. You can only shine a turd so much. I think Jay did about all the shining anyone could do there, and that’s all you can expect a QB coach to do.

Mills before his arm fell off.
Zack is talking it up on Twitter tonight

asking fans to act like Penn Staters, linking to Kerry Collins Tweet

One of the most underrated PSU guys

Hard to find a handful of players who gave as much as he did on the field

Yeah, he was not a reason why all those teams sucked

Liked him, too bad he got hurt. Would have made a bowl game if he started the first game his freshman year.

We would have made a bowl game

if he hadn’t fumbled on the two yard line against Virginia.

That's bullshite...

I remember that game…he was down. Seriously, watch the replay if you can find it. He was down.

I will always be a huge Zack Mills fan.

All heart and class.

I crushed on him hard

ew really?

hey, I did too

plus he was around my age, and grew up about 15 minutes from me.

Don’t get me wrong, he didn’t make my heart go pitter-patter like Kerry Collins did back in the day. Oh, how middle school crushes die hard…

Couldn't agree more

Zack Mills played with heart and integrity. Great kid. Sad he had such limited success.

Don't forget

How his redshirt was unnecessarily burned so he could throw a Hail Mary against Akron. Then when Mills and Robinson were murdered against Wisconsin he didn’t play

Yep.

That was a mistake. Although didn’t his dad insist that he not be redshirted? So I always thought he sort of got what was coming to him for making stupid demands. Much like Bolden today.

Don’t agree that it was a bad decision necessarily; if he was a senior in 08 would Clark have gotten the nod?

But I seem to remember what you do re: promises about redshirting. They probably thought he was going to the NFL. Whoops.

I was never quite sure Joe Paterno was the type of guy who would be held hostage by a player’s dad. Either way, Morelli needed a RS year

I'm surprised he finished out the season.

Awkward.

I did not know they were friends. Interesting.

From Cory Giger
Bradley on O’Brien: “I don’t know him at all. I’ve never met him. I’m excited to meet him, and I wish him good luck.”
Scrap is too classy to say anything else but this
If he gets an HC job somewhere

I will probably root harder for him to succeed than I will BOB. Bradley has EARNED my support. BOB hasn’t. He may in the future, but he’s got some strikes against him so far.

me too

however, BOB can’t earn your support unless you give him a shot.

I've never once said I think he's incapable of doing the job.

I’ve only ever said I don’t think he was the most qualified person for it.

I really don't hold anything against BOB.

He really walked into a buzzsaw here. I hold it against Joyner, Erickson, and many others who shrouded this search in secrecy only to end six weeks later with a guy they probably could have hired five weeks ago.

They sure as hell didn't do this guy any favors.
That's for sure.

“Hey, you wanna take this prestigious job with incredible resources, an unbelievable fan base, and millions in revenue? OK, but wait six weeks while we say absolutely nothing and string the aforesaid fans along and get them riled up to no end.”

and, do it only part time to start
It's the decent thing to give someone respect

A douche thing to say they must earn it.

I'm not much for platitudes.

But I disagree with this one.

I'm with you gumber

Respect isn’t an automatic, you have to earn it—and keep earning it, lest you lose it.

BOB should have earned your support the second he agreed to become PSU head coach
Why? Because he signed a contract?

Respect is earned. As is disrespect. Until then I’m neutral. About anyone.

And I will not support anyone until he’s earned my respect. Will you support him no matter what he does, just because he’s the Penn State coach?

maybe full time

not part time

And those strikes are . . . ? ? ?

If you’re going to make a claim, BACK IT UP or SHUT UP.

There is no way Bradley stays after this is there?

“Hey Tom, we like what you do and all but, you know, since you were around while JS was here, you can’t be head coach. But you can totally be Defensive Coordinator”

WHHAAA?

So what would the general reaction be if all of the staff was left go except for JayPa?

Any chance Jay is kept as a nod to Joe?
The only nod they give to Joe

is “yea, that old dude over there did a few good things for PSU back in the day”

You think this administration

would dare give Joe even that much credit?

he might get a department job

not as part of the coaching staff. Having a Paterno would help with donations.

Serious Question

Say Bradley, LJ, and Vanderlin, or 2/3 are retained (hell if 1 was retained) as a DC. Would this make the O’Reily hiring easier to stomach? I know it would be for me… All I really want is 2011’s team, except with a compentant offensive coordinator, and an offensive line coach who knows their ass from a hole in the ground.

Current D staff and real Offensive system...NICE

Is it a real Offensive system if JayPa is still included?

Yes...no Galen Hall or Joe changing things at last min

OR….make Jay be the AD

Sorry

We already decided in the other thread. Joe Battista for AD. He wants your money, not your two cents. And he’s got the moniker to boot – JoeBa.

We'll never know

Take me back to Michigan 2007. What the fuck happened? Was it Jay? Was it Joe? Galen? Who said “no” to playing Clark. Answer me that, and I’ll tell you who the problem was all this time.

Besides Scott coating his hands in butter?

but yea, I agree. That was a game that should have been won by PSU by 30.

Morelli fumbled inside his own 20 for one of UM’s two scores, and I never blamed him for it. Because we should have hung 28 on that team and someone, I still dont’ know who, would rather cut off their nose to spite their face than win a football game.

It was Joe. He scrapped the spread formations the night before the game.
FIRE JOE!

wait.

Did that.

Crap.

Fire him again!

Fire Sue!

No swimming pool for you!
That is why

On some level, I am happy with this hire.

If that's true

then it’s also true that he did that because he watched them try to execute them all week in practice, and they sucked at it. As evidenced by the one 5 wide formation they did try, where Morelli got blind-sided and fumbled. The offense sucked that day, but that doesn’t mean they could have executed the spread better. And there’s NO evidence Clark could have done anything like what Dixon or Edwards did to UM that year. I mean, Tebow didn’t beat them either.

Forgot they

beat the mighty Tim Tebow. Thanks for reminding me – that sort of brightened my night!

yeah but they couldn't stop Tebow

They just had a last minute TD from Henne to Maningham, and outscored them.

In my mind:

same thing. Tebow lost.

That's all I really wanted from this process

Just give me the same familiar defenses that we’ve had under Bradley, but except instead of that clusterfuck, give me a nice consistently above-average offense. No Mike Leach, Gundy, RichRod touchdown machine, just an above average offense. We’d be in business.

Yes plus

add D. Clark as a GA

This

gets a vigorous co-sign from me.

If Bradley stays on as D-coordinator

he’s a way better person than I am.

Maybe he needs a job...everyone has bills to pay Joe...but totally get what you are saying

It would be hard but maybe he really cares for these kids and decides if offered he will stick it out.

Yea, agreed

it’s not every day that your employer shits on you and then asks you to stick around.

Where do you work?
At Initech.
I also work at initech

and I am not a pussy

penetrode
at the shit factory of course
Haha touche Jesse
How can it be a bad PR move

to make Bradley the head coach, yet it wouldn’t be a bad PR move to keep him on staff?

Just assuming something like that would actually play out.

It's not.

Stop worrying about it. He’s on his way out.

Keeping some current staff on board would be awesome

if for no other reason than they could show him how things are run here at Penn State. I’d be all for it, if the current staff is

I was personally hoping they would all give Joyner the finger

in solidarity for treating them like shit.

I think it's legit that some of the staff is kept

BOB doesn’t have the stature to come in and make major changes plus he doesn’t have the time to recruit, let along assemble a staff. If he wants any chance at winning next year, he’ll keep a good team around him to show him the ropes a bit.

O'Reily? Please no

WE'LL DO IT LIVE
FUCKIN THING SUCKKS!
don't think tb stays

no way Bradley stays. it would totally undermine bobs authority. I’d love it if they could make it work

Good God just have the effing press conference already.

I picture Joyner as a 3 year old with his hands over his years yelling “I do it when I want! nah nah boo boo!”

First Picture of Bob in State College.

Let me know

when PSU starts up a “Dave Joiner and the Media” class, I’m totally re-enrolling.

an attempt to adhere to the topic

I hope PSU never plays a fox televised bowl game. just the lead-in to the cotton bowl brutal.

College football on Fox is unwatchable.

Even on mute it’s tough.

FTFY

College football All sports on Fox are unwatchable.

They do NFL well, actually...
Apparently you've never listened to

Troy Aikman, Tony Siragusa, etc. I personally think they are awful.

apparently I have...

and while it may be fashionable to dog guys in the booth ‘cuz that’s what you do to be cool, the fact is they do a pretty good job…

I like Goose

he’s just goofy and does not take himself too seriously. Aikman is a douchea

And I like Daryl Johnson

despite the fact that he was a Cowboy

that fuckin robot needs a serious ass kicking
AT&T Blows

I keep switching back from hockey on the BTN expecting football to have started but no dice.

Gus Johnson though?

Bradley isn't fired

yet.

I’m sure they can’t fire him until the ink is dry on BOB’s contract.

Can we officially call him Bob?

We need an endearing nickname for our new coach. I’m ok with Bob. I was talking on the phone with my mom and kept referring to him as Bob, and she kept trying to correct me. NO NO NO, he name is Bill!! No, it’s BOB!

I swear to god.

I just noticed that his name is not actually Bob.

I had that revelation about 2 hours ago

I swear to God I thought his name was Bob O’Reily for a few hours, then I realized, shit, it’s Bob O’Brien. But no, it’s Bill. I guess.

No...

Bob O’Reilly’s real name is Roger Daltrey…

Don't cry.....

That's it

That’s what I’m calling him. At least until my disdain wears off.

TS bringing the A game during this whole ordeal.

I started an email chain when all of this was breaking referring to him as Dave O'Brien.
He's "BOB" and hopefully never

“boob”.

someone just Tweeted this

#obrienthelion

At least this isn't our coach?

yep, still makes me laugh
Same here

I needed a good laugh (and hope?) and couldn’t think of a better picture.

BWI reporting that Malik Golden no longer enrolling early at PSU, as previously planned.
ah.... who is that?
This guy

http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2011/8/24/2281961/malik-golden-commits-penn-state-recruiting-class-of-2012

Is he still a recruit

Just not enrolling early?

As far as I know.

BWI’s Ryan Snyder is the one tweeting the news.

Ah

August 24th, such a peaceful time

I long for the days

When we thought MooMoo was trying to off JoePa.

Turns it it was th God Damn McQueary and the BoT!!!

So we should have just waited until signing day?
I thought there was only one player enrolling early.

And I didn’t think it was him.

You, sir, are correct...

Malik wasn’t scheduled to enroll in January. Given it’s January already, it would’be been difficult, but no impossible to get that done…

Don't classes start on Monday?

My man was running out of time!

Ease off ho's

my name’s Malik

I wasn't even aware he was gonna be an EE.

I thought James was the only one.

James was...

BWI at it again. They’re almost as good as FOS at breaking news. Of course, you know what FOS means…

(seriously, Brennen’s pretty good, however. Gotta give props…).

When I first saw EE

I thought, wow, he’s going to be an Electrical Engineer.

Armani Reeves is set on computer science.

We’ve got some real nerds in this class. NERDS!

I don't know, the teaser for this hints at it.

recruiting.scout.com/2/1139095.html

Not much in there.

Malik never says he plans to enroll in January, and that’s the first I’d ever seen of it. Could have been true, just not as widely known as Jesse James.

Haven't we heard forever that there was only one early enrollee?

And I didn’t think it was him. Sounds a lot like ESPN reporting our decommitts earlier.

Who's the guy with the cat ???
Bo Pelini

Nebraska coach

Is he married?

Guess it depends on how sexy your kitty is?
Hey everyone

should have a little pussy to pet….

(Thank you Johnny Carson)

A sad, lonely man
This is the first time I've laughed since this all started
aw, well then, you are in for more laughing; a very strange site collecting photoshopped pics of Pelini and cats.

http://kittypelini.com/

personally, i can’t tell if the owner of that site is pro-nebraska/pelini or anti.

but be careful with this meme or someone will be photoshopping BOB into that “Christmas Card.” There is a version floating around with U. Meyer’s face instead of Pelini.

I heard there was a Saban version also, but have not seen it
the serious weird stuff starts on page 3.

http://kittypelini.com/

LOL, we had the same idea.
that picture of him and the cat cannot fail to make me laugh

if I had that photo on November 9th I would not have cried nearly as much

Shit, is this Fox crew the same ones that called the last Florida NC game?

Where they were totally confused over the downs at one point, and were like THEY’RE GOING FOR IT ON 4TH DOWN, WOW, OH MY, THEY DIDN’T GET IT!!! WOW… ahhhh….. wait. It’s 4th down… 4th and 3,

Decision tougher than a coaching search

by more beer, or open the wine bottles?

Beer or jungle juice?

I made jungle juice for New Year’s Eve and have a gal and a half left. But I can’t drink that alone, can I?

Who says you can’t?

Alone?

You
Jungle Juice
Sorrow

That’s at least three stakeholders, right there. Fire it up!

do you have a cat?
So you're saying

I should give her some jungle juice?

yes

and how fortunate your cat is a she

BOTH

that’s where I’m at.

Joe Paterno statement on Centre Daily Times.
Former Penn State head football coach Joe Paterno issued a statement tonight about the expected hiring of his replacement. Like Paterno, New England Patriots offensive coordinator Bill O’Brien attended Brown University.

"I understand Bill O’Brien has been named head coach and I want to congratulate him on his appointment," Paterno said in a statement to the AP provided by his family. "I don’t know Bill, but I respect his coaching record, and I am particularly pleased we share a connection to my alma mater, Brown."

"Despite recent commentary to the contrary, Penn State football has always been about more than winning," Paterno added, citing what he said was the program’s commitment to education and community service. "I am hopeful this tradition will continue."
Timing on this should've waited until after the presser...

IMO

Bah.

It stands as an amusing commentary on PSU’s inability to handle PR.

I don’t mind it after the way he was treated.

Why?

Not like the university is doing a bang-up job of handling PR.

Might as well take matters into your own hands.

YAY! Joe's back!

I’m so glad he said something to BOB – ie DON’T RUIN ALL MY HARD WORK!

Didn't really expect anything less

A politically correct statement and then walk away.

I'm 90% sure Scotty wrote that.
I agree, but it would've had a bit more bark...

if he waited ’til, oh, say, 1pm tomorrow…

+1

On Joe’s Dig: ‘despite recent commentary’.

Love this!

Rumor has presser tomorrow: 1130am at the Nitt Lion Inn...

fyi.

So seems there is a bowl game on

Anyone care to discuss?

Did anyone watch the Pitt game last night?

Did they lose?

I have no clue

Didn’t feel like actually looking it up, so felt if someone else knew.

If Pitt plays a game

but nobody watches, do they win or lose?

Not until tomorrow

When it’s scheduled to happen

Ahh

For some reason I thought it was last night.

Just saw that

From yahoo article:

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-pennstate-obrien

The person familiar with the search told the AP most of the current staff could be let go.

“Most”. Not “all”. This gives me hope that Bradley agreed to stay on as DC. If he did agree it solves everyone’s problems, to wit:

BOB doesn’t have to build a recruiting network from the ground up, and he’s not a defensive guy so he already has his defense in place. Kind of like when Mike Tomlin kept Dick LeBeau for the Steelers.

The BOT splits the difference between those who want a clean sweep and those who want Bradley, and still has Bradley if BOB were to bolt for the NFL.

And Bradley has a job. Really, does he have good prospects elsewhere? He has no NFL experience. Other colleges might assume he’ll want to go back to Penn State as soon as the opportunity arises.

Really doubt it would be Bradley.

LJ and Vandy seem so much more likely.

Yea, pretty much this.

LJ if it’s only one. He won’t be at Ohio State, so we dodged that bullet. And he’s relatively new enough to not have Sandusky-stink on him.

No Vandy love?
Vandy love, fo sho.

But I just don’t see BOTH of them staying put. One a promotion to DC? Maybe. But then the other would not stick around having seen that happen.

No way bro

All he did was coach Poz. And Connor. And Lee. And Bowman. And Derek Wake (Cameron is a lame name).

Why does LJ get a pass for crappy DEs the last two years at least?

Actually, he’s had two, maybe three really good DE’s since 05 – Hali, Maybin (sort of), and Evans (sort of). All the others have been disappointments – particularly against good OLs. Bradley’s secondary gets blamed, but it’s a scheme that relies on DL pressure, LJ gets to recruit a ton of guys for DL and many of his DEs have been underwhelming at best. I know, he’s a great recruiter and I know he’s also put out a few great DTs. But IMO the deficiency at DE gets overlooked when he’s discussed. IMO Vandy is every bit as good, and possibly a better coach.

LJ gets a pass for a *lot* of stuff.
The good far outweighs the bad, mind you.
Eliminate the sort ofs.

Hali, Maybin, and Evans were college beatss. Add Odrick and Dev Stillin. Add Michael Haynes under LJ. Add Anthony Adams and Kennedy.

They were beasts against average OLs (Evans and Maybin)

I don’t recall them doing much of anything against OSU or USC.

Maybin = sort of? Evans?

It’s not his job to keep them playing well in the NFL, and those guys were dominant players at PSU. How many D-linemen excelled at PSU and were picked high and went on to have good careers under LJ? Now, apart from LBs, is any other position close to that?

I'm not talking about the NFL.
Then how do you call Maybin "sort of" good?
He was exposed vs. OSU and USC, where he did a lot of nothing.
Except for having a huge sack against OSU in a road win.

But those are just details.

Can't say I recall it.

My bad on that. He DID get exposed vs. USC though. And the 2006 DL absolutely sucked against OSU.

He was limited against an NFL line as an undersized 20 year old DE.

Doesn’t mitigate a huge year, in my opinion.

Who was on the 06 line? Honestly don’t recall.

He took the money that stupid people offered him.

It was not a good long term decision, he needed at least one more year in college. Maybe two.

Didn't he have an awesome year with the JEts?

Not awesome, but respectable. Besides leaving too early, he went to a mess of a team.

Respectable.

So, awesome compared to his two with the Bills.

Yeah, compared to “Greatest Ever Draft Flops” Maybin with the Bills, “Useful Contributor To A Decent Defense” Maybin is pretty damn good.

He's doing better.

He wasn’t ready for the NFL when he left. But that’s three years ago now. He left here as a sophomore that only played one season.

And anybody who goes to the Bills is not getting any sort of quality coaching
Very true

The Jets used him properly. He’s a situational pass rusher, maybe his role can expand in the future.

it was a great long term decision financially
Not if he doesn't get a second contract.

He got a signing bonus, then got cut. If he’d have stayed in school, he would have been NFL ready and got to play out his full first contract too. I get the decision, but in hindsight it was wrong.

I guess

but wasn’t the signing bonus pretty tremendous? I could see how a kid gets blinded by that. I do agree he needed more time in college.

Probably.

But there is no reason to assume that a similar or greater bonus would not have been available the next season.

opposite thing happened to Mo Evans

had a monster Sophomore year, and stayed…then had a meh Jr year, and was he even drafted? I don’t blame Maybin for taking the money when it was there.

Evans smoked himself into the dog house

Then got beat out by Maybin.

okay

that doesn’t negate the point that, had he left after his monster sophomore year, he would have had a big paycheck and instead did not.

No, it doesn't.

It just points to the fact that Maurice Evans played a role in his own demise.

Also, I agree with you.

But am not sure it mitigates that he was a tick in the LJSR coaching success box.

Look I'm not saying he wasn't a success.

What I’m saying is, Bradley gets DESTROYED by many because his secondary gives up a lot of yards to great QBs. But against great OLs, LJ’s DLs don’t do a whole hell of a lot either, and the defensive scheme relies on pressure from the DL. The last two years in particular have been weak in that regard.

Last year’s line (and LBs) were subpar, especially by PSU standards (and decimated by injury, too). But this year? You have impossibly high standards if the front seven performance in 2011 wasn’t good enough for you. That’s a top ten unit in the country, probably, missing its best edge rusher (Massaro) and best LB (Mauti).

Our ends got 0 pressure all year.

How many sacks did our ends have TOTAL? And I don’t think Massaro was primed to blow up into a star this year. I think he would have been better than Lattimore or Stanley, but that’s not saying much.

We didn't have great ends this year

But our starting DTs combined for 25.0 TFL. That’s kind of crazy.

Gotcha.

Although giving up some yards is part of Bradley’s D. And I agree it needs a solid pass rush to really succeed. And I agree that the past two years have been somewhat of an indictment on that.

However, I think you didn’t give his 02-09 successes enough credit.

I wrote 06 but I meant 07.

Specifically I’m thinking of the OSU game where they were manhandled that year. I believe Odrick and Taylor played DT, Evans at one DE and I can’t remember the other – Gaines?

So

two sophomores and a freshman were manhandled by one of the best two teams in the country. Doesn’t sound like something to hold against LJSR to me.

Fat Eddie on that line?

There was a guy LJSR coached up. He was a waste and in his senior year LJ made him a very effective space eater.

Exposed?

OSU scored 6 points in that game and he had our only sack. Vs USC they had him dropped in zone half the time and guys were running so free vs our secondary it didn’t matter.

I watched him speed rush into the backfield time and time again

the OT block him back that way and Sanchez step right up where he used to be over and over again. The secondary didn’t have a chance because Sanchez’s shirt only got dirty when Maybin cheated.

I'll grant your recollection if you want

But that still gives him one bad game against a line loaded with NFL talent and in which the rest of the team got crushed too.

IMO Vandy is every bit as good, and possibly a better coach

I am with you.

LJ also recruits well in the DC area

Dont sleep on that aspect.

I am not saying anything about his recruiting.

He is clearly a fabulous recruiter.

single-handedly made the ‘06 recruiting class. Believe he was Rivals’ Recruiter of the Year

In Amish tradition you are now shunned for the next three years

Un-shun: Dumbest. Post. Ever.

Re-shun.

So what do you make of the above reported tweets

that Bradley wasn’t fired? If BOB is truly staying with the Pats for the playoff run, keeping Bradley makes things enormously easier for him.

If either Vandy or LJ are kept

I’m happy, I’ll toast to the new guy, and I’ll look forward to a modern Penn State offense next season. Otherwise I’ll be a lot more pescimistic.

Yeah,

’Cause no NFL experience is good enough to net the Penn State job! Woo!

I know I'm very alone on this

But, putting aside how Joyner has handled this (which includes an email to athletic department employees today saying something along the lines of “don’t believe everything you see on TV. You’ll know before anyone else.” Really?) I’m excited about BoB. Mainly because I’m so interested in how things are going to be different. Off the top of my head:
-He’ll wear a headset
-He’ll recruit
-He might be not put the likes of Graham Zug and Drew Astorino back on punt returns.

I do hope he understands the standard Joe set wrt to academics. That’s big.

But what is his views on running reverses?
Zook would have done all those things.

Would you have been excited for Zook?

YES

Oh my God yes I would have!

Yea, RAGE!RAGE!RAGE! happened, but now that everyone is calming down, this isn't a TERRIBLE hire.

I mean, he wasn’t on anyone’s Top 25 lists a month ago, so that’s a reason for the RAGE!, as is the fact that he’s not Joe Paterno. But he could turn out to be OK. He has struggled in college, but it has been six years since he’s been in the CFB game (could be a positive or a negative). He’s overseen quite a prolific offense, though something should be said for the QB he inherited.

And fact that he only oversaw it for one season.
And that the amount he oversaw it is MAJORLY debatable.
And that for two full seasons his head coach didn't trust him enough to promote him

in favor of leaving the OC position vacant.

Man, you're just writing the future point/counterpoint posts we're working on.

Though that side of the argument likely wasn’t going to want for content.

I want to write humidity must be destroyed.
Every time I see "point/counterpoint"

And the fact that, in my opinion,

the Pats offensive performance would not be impacted one bit if he were to leave right away and come here.

So you're saying you're 100% in favor of the hire, then?
Totally love it.

Since I moved out of the city, I moved to a location about 4 miles from the stadium. Members of the business office/coaching staff/players populate my neighborhood. I have heard, in passing, that one complaint they have since BB came in is that BB and TB do not open up the “real” offensive gameplan meetings to anyone else. When they are done, the offense gets instruction on how to run it.

Now, maybe it’s not accurate, or is exaggerated. But the Weis and McDaniels efforts seem to me to lend some credence to that. I don’t look forward to adding to those examples.

So why don't they just let him go?

I guess Belichik will need someone to make him coffee while he draws up gameplans?

You mean like how they didn't give him an extension and this is his last year on

the contract he signed as QB coach?

I was in a bar just outside of Boston when this all leaked yesterday.

About 4 or 5 guys were sitting at the bar next to a group of us, and not knowing that I was a Penn State fan, were belly laughing at this hire, talking about how he’s “pretty much a waste of space.” Very comforting.

Look, it's not necessarily scientific, or specific.

It’s weird, it comes off as how you and I would make sarcastic jokes about office politics. But I never got the impression it wasn’t rooted in truth.

Hm, I wasn't disagreeing

Just sort of actually curious as to why they don’t just tell him to move along if he wants out.

Organizational Policy.
I was driving back from NH today

Listening to some guys on the radio talk about how BOB can “clean up” Penn State football.

IT’S NOT DIRTY! No one gets it.

I hate everyone

but I love new hampshire

That's probably true of most teams with veteran QBs

And a veteran HC.

Brady could probably just call all the plays himself with some input from guys watching in the booth. It’s not that hard, I’d imagine.

Based on the three years I lived there, I’d say that Boston fans generally dont know shit about football. It wasn’t even that popular until the Pats got good.

Meh

Maybe that doesn’t matter. As long as he learned a lot in the process and can teach the pro set to rookies, that will work. He doesn’t have to be an innovator.

Um, pro set?
Whatever the offense is called.
Spread?
Will we still run that?

I just meant pro as in not the triple-option, wishbone, Delaware wing-T, single-wing, etc.

Gotcha.

But if he is running the Pats offense, it’s a spread offense 9 sets out of 10.

Although I hope he realizes that Silas is better than any of the running backs the Patriots currently have

and uses him accordingly.

RAGE!RAGE!RAGE! might be over

But the part where I can construct some kind of reasonable apologist explanation for how he’s qualified for this job is really nowhere close yet.

It's a slow process.
I don't mind him per se

I don’t like that I heard he was the leak.

I don’t like that we were promised a home run, and although he may be good he is not a home run.. But who I am I anyway.

Agree.

I think the man should be given a chance, but the timing, sourcing, secrecy, etc. of the process is infuriating.

Until he actually starts working

it is still a terriblle hire

More than anything

I’m just glad it’s over. I don’t know-I feel like I should be more pissed about this. But I’m not.

He's a terrible hire

when you consider the list of qualified people we didn’t hire.

Yeah, maybe they didn’t want to come here. Or maybe the search committee is brain damaged. Or both!

-We might actually have a special teams coach
-We might actually have one single coach for the offensive line

We may have one offensive coordinator.

Be still my beating heart!

Ok, I think it's time to get this conversation out of the way

The man’s chin. What is going on with that chin? I can’t really look directly at it, I feel like it could be a distraction to the team. Thoughts?

THANK YOU

It’s not full buttchin, as it seems to close at the bottom. DOES HE HAVE VAGINACHIN???

it looks like he could pick up pencils with that thing
I was thinking shoot ping ping balls

Like a Bangkok stripper

I'm not generally into dudes, but I'd hit that chin.
you motor boating son of a bitch
That could have been a skit in Midgets vs. Mascott

right after the scene when he talks about doing it a women’s ear

Just needs to add a goatee to that to cover it up.
yah, was my thought. Do a "Lincoln."
the chin dimple does not work for him, it does for some guys

Man...

What is it with nerdy chicks and Nathan Fillion? I so don’t get it,

he is cute

but not so super handsome that you think you can’t get him

Stop stealing my yearbook quote!
plus, he's a nerd himself
If anybody needs a beard, it's a man with a buttchin
Kirk didn't (doesn't? Is he still alive?)

Kirk just turned 95.

Damnit

How does one post a picture? Thought i knew, clealry I don’t

Your URL is wrong

Should start with http://, not http//

Ahh missed that, thanks.
I heard Iko.

I heard Al “Carnival Time” Wilson.

I went out to see what my wife was up to.

She’s decorating the tree and hanging the serious throws about the house.

And I realized that it’s 12th Night!

And I realize that I lost track BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT.

21 years and this holiday is ingrained in my soul.

All because it’s Carnival Time!

Suddenly, everything looks just fine.

The Dr. John Version of Iko is my fave

Enjoy. Will have a king cake now or wait until later?

No king cake tonight . . .

unprepared.

And you are correct — Dr. John’s Iko rules Carnival as it should be.

Although one of the best times I’ve ever had happened about 12 years ago the night before our parade. We’re in a place on Tchopitoulas and get into a bar-wide thing trying to remember the original artists. Finally, a waitress named Michelle calls her mother on the West Bank (remarkably close to where my wife’s family originates) and gets the answer: Dixie Cups.

Next day, Orpheus parade. Dixie Cups on one of our lead floats. I talked with them while we were forming Uptown.

We still get back to the same place with most of the same people every year and this has become a seminal, cosmic sort of event — the Nostadixiecup.

I knew about the Dixie Cups

Most people know if because of Rain Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1voj6H8CHY

I am listening to it now and wish I were in Little Tropical Isle

wow, 80's awesomness
one thing I love love love about FOX football broadcasts is the "clean" screen. Nothing scrolling; no giant edge to edge score images. Love that; just let me see the game.

and the announcers seem good tonight.

Plus football-playing robots from the future
I make no apologies

For being a big Gus Johnson fan

Gus Johnson is awesome

I wouldn’t want to listen to anyone else, especially during March Madness. He could make any game interesting!

B-dubs commercial

Isn’t Gus Johnson the guy that says “Down the seam!!!!” (or something like that) when the guy is running down the field and then trips on the sprinkler head that pops up? He totally said that in the 1Q.

Cotton Bowl:

This sucks. Expect more of the boring same on Monday.

Yes it does

But there are actual defenses playing, not only offenses like that baylor game.

FWIW

@schadjoe:

Cuse’s DMarrone on Bill O’Brien: “He’s smart, he’s high energy, he’s a very good recruiter. Penn State could not have made a better choice.”
Question

Why was Doug marone asked about this?

Very good question
Damn

I thought you might have the answer. Maybe they are drinking buddies or something?

They were at GaTech together.

And we play Cuse again soon.

Okay

That makes atleast some sense.

Don’t we play ’cuse in like 6 years?

A one-off game in '13 in East Rutherford

Then H-H in ‘20/’21.

Oh yeah,

Forgot about the E Rutherford game

And how much cred

does Marrone have? Did Cuse make it to a BCS bowl this year?

Truthfully

The way ESPN reporters are pouring it on, I have to believe he either is really a solid coach or there was a mandate to be extra positive after all the dirt they shoveled on the program.

Probably saw the massive backlash

From their continuing dumping on us, so decided to play nice on this one.

I watched NFL 32 tonight

And it was all rainbows and butterflies when the topic came up. It was odd…

JAWS hand-picked Bob for us!

They gotta love it.

(that JAWS rumor still blows my mind)

Seriously?

I like jaws and all, being an Eagles fan. But that is some balls to claim that.

Please, it's JAWS.

It was in that boobless Forde article in one of the earlier Bob talk posts.

All these NFL guys stick together no matter what

They could think this is the dumbest thing on earth but will say the exact opposite. I have yet to hear one NFL analyst say antying bad about a coach or a hire involving a coach hire.

Stupid JAWS
He does say some of the dumbest shit sometimes

Unless he is actually saying “shit” on air.

NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
Isn't he a Yo'Town compadre?
He went to YSU but I don't think he's from the area.
Yeah, he's from Buffalo . . .

or Lackawanna, or Hamburg, or . . .

espn still hates us. Don’t let yourself believe that will ever change. They would do it all over again if they had a chance. They do what they need to do to get create a story

No I completely agree

Maybe they were tyring to win some people back, like “oh they are talking nice about us, I will go back to them” type shit. But they are horrible horrible people.

or they will take credit for breaking it

so want to make sure it looks good.

The next time one coach says another coach's hiring was a mistake...

… will be the first time.

So Matt McGloin is going to be on the local news here

after this prestigious bowl game

#IrishBros4Life

I’m sure he loved the hire. BOB was his Amsterdam Vallon, just amassing the gang.

I wonder how Si feels about the hire?

Knowing he won’t get any more carries. Haha.

Kerry Collins statement

"Much is being said about the hiring of Bill O’Brien as the next football coach at Penn State," Collins wrote. "I do not know him. I have never met him nor been coached by him. One thing I do know is that I will support him and I call on all Penn State football lettermen to do the same.

"Whether you agree or disagree with his hiring, we should support him. Instead of chastising him for not being a Penn Stater, let’s show him what it means to be a Penn Stater. Coach O’Brien is faced with the daunting task of resurrecting our beloved, yet bruised program. Let’s support him in any way we can."

There's no room for logic and common sense in this situation....
Any chance Kerry Collins wants a job here?

He’s got nothing else to do.

He's got a cattle ranch about 20 miles from me.

In Montgomery County, North Carolina.

The only appropriate discussion

is comparing and contrasting ranged weapons versus melee weapons in a lynch mob situation. That or boobs.

I'm on it, Kerry!

The Possibilities...

He’s a blank canvas. I’m warming up to this.

It's been 24 hours and we don't have this guy lovingly holding a cat yet?
PROOF NO ONE WANTS HIM HERE!

I kid.

I don’t.

I understand the letterman had a problem with him being not a Penn State guy

but as for the rest of us, he was the least attractive one out of the bunch.

Does anyone care what we say? #99percentforever

My understanding

Is that Brandon Short and LaVar Arrington had a problem with Tom Bradley not getting hired.

Agreed

I don’t think they would have been happy with anybody getting hired except for Bradley

also

The dude who is President of The Lettermen Club (can’t remember his name) said that Short was NOT speaking for the club. The club has asked for a meeting with Joyer.

Conlan?
I'll look it up, I was being lazy
tim sweeney
yep

here is the link

http://pennstate.scout.com/2/1146260.html

He's good about responding to emails

I case you feel like getting in touch with the FLC

And now it's official

http://twitter.com/GoPSUJeff/status/155479833386823680

You know your proud of yourself

When you announce it on Twitter at 9:45 on a Friday night.

What a bunch of douches.
Frankly I'm suprised...

…that any of them have a Twitter account. I figured they would announced it on Friendster.

Who is Jeff Nelson?
Sports Information Director.

That is seriously the official announcement.

Thanks!

And awesome….and by awesome, I mean classy. Can’t wait for someone to tweet that Bradley and everybody else have been let go….. To quote Ron Burgandy….“You stay classy PSU”

kind of like firing the legendary HC at 10pm on a Wednesday?
They get a point for consistency

They now have one point.

and two events in which they were consistent
worst "pr" department ever

no contest

At least they didn't start another riot

And announce it when classes were in session.

Meh

the damage has been done. If students riot over this, then they’re the idiots everyone thought they are.

But I thought this was all Joyner

messing with Espn? what?

Question for all you married men...

How do you guys get to sit here and read/post on BSD on a Friday night? Wife out with her girly friends? Just curious…

West Coast Time Zone
That

And she’s upstairs feeding our three month old

Let her watch what tv show she wants. Trade off for getting to watch playoff football tomorrow
This

except my wife has as much interest in football as I do. And yes, my wife is hot. Although she is 28 weeks pregnant.

Uhh...

Coffee table laptop.

She's watching Jersey Shore and folding laundry

I’m bouncing between this and about 3 other things.

My Wife and son are playing games on their Kindle Fire's.

The football game is on mute in the kitchen and the Beatles are on. I live a very odd existence.

Cry Baby Cry?
I think it's Let it Be.
I'm not married, but...

From the other side of the laptop, posting on BSD is indistinguishable from work.

+1

That one too

they love the BSDivas

can’t get enough of us

SIngle as the day I was born

So no worries but to grab a drinkand watch tv on friday nights, and talk football here.

Oh what an existence I live.

Maybe there's a really cute BSD girl here

:)

That would be great

Around my age and interests, well PSU would be covered so that is good.

Aries...

You should ask the BSD Mods to set up a BSD side-bar dating service. The dates could be going to the PSU football games…

HAHA

That would be classic.

“Come to BSD, for the great PSU sports coverage, news and our new dating service!!”

Black Shoe Dating Diaries
Ooooooo ... so many possibilities. To enter, you must agree that the date is videotaped and

that both of you do a Fanpost. this could a mini-version of whatever those dating shows are on tv, but less soft-pornographic.

I get to do all the divorces.

Both parties to waive confidentiality. Trial by blog bitches.

AdamShell can perform the marriages
BSD Date Lab

The Washington Post does a segment every Sunday called “Date Lab.” It’s fairly entertaining for blind dates they set up.

e.g.:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/date-lab-will-he-go-for-his-date-tom-brady-or-the-other-woman/2011/12/12/gIQAcWK8cP_story.html

there are several of us!
Looks like I am planning on going to the Blue and White game

As of right now atleast. All us single people can meet up for drinks and talk PSU.

I'm coming too to chaperon!
are you Male or Female?
Girl

It’s annoying how it’s hard to tell, right?

it helps to have PSU Barbie as your avatar

but I guess a guy could have a Barbie

NTTAWWT

No Paige in awhile though.
yah, where's she been?

paige, where are you?

she is at a bar right now

she has been tweeting, I tell her she is wanted here

wait, you know paige?
Met her in person at the PSU/Bama game in Tuscaloosa

We tailgated together! I have also met AdamShell in person. And some cool people from BHGP. You need to check that site out. Hilarious. And they are very cool to PSU fans who participate.

we were talking about that earlier today

what’s up with her?

Paige poped up the other day

In a b-ball thread, then disapeared

hey guys!

Been on a three week vacation, most of which was spent at my parents’, so haven’t been on much! Thanks for the love!

YAY! You're back!
Shit just got real
I've been on twitter pretty heavily.

Not easy to follow a monster thread on my phone! I wish BOB the best of luck, but Fuck Joyner and the BOT. #DrinkingtheDaveJAway

Yeah the long threads can get confusing at times to follow a conversation

But got nothing better to do tongiht, so keep the madness coming.

My wife is watching Glee

And I’m doing my damndest not to.

She's on another computer,

reading the same posts I am. We are laughing/crying to each other.

That's what we're doing too
Aren't you my wife?
no?
I get confused

after 32 years of marriage . . . .

yeah, i'm only at 5

so we’re definitely not married to each other

OK, thanks for clarifying!!

Congrats on 5 — keep up the good work!

hey wait, you work a duke, right?
Yes.

No, I can’t get you men’s bball tix.

my husband made me ask
No worries.

Can’t get him tix, either. Sorry!!

how often do you get hit up for tix? how annoying is that?

Not very often, truly.

I live in a very rural part of North Carolina, and most of my neighbors are my wife’s relatives. They know I work at Duke, but don’t pester me for tickets — especially not the University of North Carolina fans . . . .

When I meet someone and I tell them I work at Duke, they assume Duke Energy. Big local employer.

is that really your wife?

I can’t tell if you are serious or not

who are you married to?
My wife doesn't post --

she reads under my log-in ID — so no handle for her.

Despite being pissed at the leaks

PSU had no leverage at this point except to ask if he would either start work full time day 1 or retain key assistants to continue recruiting and on campus leadership. If BOB sad yes to either of those then PSU had to hand him his contract or they would never get a call back from the NFL.

Guess they should have gone after Eagles O-coordinator

Marty Morningweig for 2 reasons…

  1. keep Skylar in the fold
  2. Eagles stink and couldn’t make playoffs, thus no recruiting conflict
Something tells me that the Pats will try to find a way to shuffle him out early.

Doug Marrone was originally order to stay with the Saints for the balance of the year but they let him go as it was obviously a distraction to them and a potential playoff run.

But Peyton was calling the plays anyway.

The good news about this 10 pm decision:

Students not on campus to uh… “congregate” on Beaver Ave.

you cant' go to bed early on Penn State admins

10 pm announcements are their thing

well the media did have a deadline...
Bazinga!

http://www.gopsusports.com/

HAIL BILL

why not

Can you do a photoshop with the Kent Brockman “Hail Ants” redone to be “Hail Bill” please? Somebody has to

certainly what I was thinking

maybe I will in the future, not tonight… someone can beat me to it please

artiefufkin has the requisite skills

I can only do MS paint

I'm no slouch with Photoshop, but I'm a tremendous slouch.

How about a Fresca?

Not a fan of OBrien superimposed in front of Beaver Stadium

wearing Patriots crap.

accurate though
Come on

At least Photoshop that shit.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

just practicing

Yeah,

Andover is def not a Boston suburb. Check your facts PSU.

Andover, MA?

It sort of is. More of a Lawrence suburb.

Well

I guess everyone should be rooting for the Steelers next week so we can get this party started sooner

You mean the Bengals.
Also, honest question.

Better for recruiting, BOB actually recruiting? Or making his calls from the super bowl?

The Patriots aren't going to the Super Bowl.

It’s killing me, but I think it’s Baltimore’s year.

I don't think they are.

I’m asking which would be better for recruiting.

That worked for Weiss.

But then Weiss sucked. The competent, big name college recruiters will use that against no name BOB, and I think that tactic will be effective.

you think the bengals are winning this week?

You have to look at this picture on O’brien on BWI: http://bwi.rivals.com/

Okay Tom O'Brien to do list.

1] Buy some ties.
2] Burn all the Patriots shit
3] Grow a beard
4] Get some proper head hots taken.

so now its TOB?
The only worse candidate

Better the devil I don’t know.

jesse.'s to do list.

1] Learn new head coaches name.
2] Get over it.

oh holy shit did I ever get an idea for a photoshop

WorldBFat’s to do list:
1) Photoshop Idea

That was awesome
5) Grow a Devilock
I like the idea of sending him some ties

maybe a blue one with little white whales

I heard Urban Meyer has some blue and white ties....maybe he can send them to him as a welcome to the conference gift
he looks a little...

special in that photo

Sometimes I wish I were a normal girl

And only cared about shoes and the Kardashians instead of college football. This is hard. I got no sleep last night.

But I feel a little better. I am going to take a Xanax and catch up on some sleep tonight.

Last night I was watching the Kardashians while keeping up with BSD

It was a great night.

We had a Teen Mom/Sugar Bowl open thread last year.

It was epic.

that was fun

but I doubt it is regular viewing for most people here, I disapprove of that show

wow, did I just say that? Fuck I am old

for real?

That is one CRAAAAZY combo thread, but I bet it was interesting.

I think Rambler started it
Rambler started the Teen Mom thread...

…because I was boycotting the Sugar Bowl for letting ineligible players play.

I got very drunk.

P.S. I’ve hit the part of the night where I start getting two drinks out of a can of soda instead of one.

That is usual for me

I get pissed unless I can taste the booze.

Somehow that statement just feels right to me.
My BSD history kung fu is pretty strong.
Good times. Good times.
I refuse to watch them

It burns me that at least once a day someone I follow on Twitter retweets them

I had an awesome conversation with Nate Stupar on Twitter the other night when I called him out for following Kim

The Kardashians are championship gold, though

Kloe – Lamar 2010 Lakers
Kim – Reggie Bush – 2009 Saints

Maybe we can get McGloin to date one of them

I noticed that he follows her....

Kind of wierd.

they all so

I told him I gave him a pass because he is young enough to be blinded by a pretty face with a vapid brain

Pretty face? Eh.... not so much

HUGE ASS & giant whore?

College kid tested, college kid approved!

she is a pretty girl

souless, greedy and whorish yes

but pretty.

It also helped her that her Mom jumped on the opportunity to make her famous from a Sex Tape. My Mom would have kicked my ass.

Eh, she has a few too many miles on the odometer

for my tastes.

I’d sleep with her big ass in a second, but I’m not bringing her home to mom.

And, yeah: mom + sex tape = profit. Doesn’t seem quite right. Icky.

lots of whores are pretty

it’s how they get to be such good whores

Whores can be pretty

But usually are dead inside.

And I do not know that from experience!!!

thanks for clarifying....
Might as well get started...

Who does everyone want as the 16th coach of Penn State football? After O’Brien wins 3 MNCs and the Pats choose him to replace Belichik, obviously.

Anyone dining at the Corner Room is OK with me!

I hear Neuheisel is available.

Now I know why Joe Pa stayed so long as head coach

Our higher ups aren’t capable to do anything right.

A good sign?

Pete Rousel tweets:

“I’m hearing Bill O’Brien will likely target UMASS assistants Dave Sollazzo and Shane Waldron.”

The other rumor was the RB coach from… I think it was the Titans?

Notice a lack of defensive coordinators? I think it’s a good sign.

BASKETBALL ON GRASS
Who are Dave Sollazzo and Shane Waldron?

UMass??

Do they have XBOX Live accounts?

I didn’t want to say anything, but this whole Masshole thing is really burning me up.

sakrah is tweeting this

do you really believe it?

whats he tweeting?
just what pete rousel said (see above)
Since we won't be dominating recruting in PA anytime soon

Mine as well get all that SEC speed from Rhode Island

and the Providence Plantations!!
Yeah but a Dline coach? That doesn't bode well for LJ Sr.
Unless he is staying to be the DC
Well it's not like Bradley didn't handle the secondary and DCoord at the same time.

I’m not sure what rules there are about how many coaches you can have on staff or whatnot. But I would imagine if LJ Sr. was staying on, he wouldn’t wanna give up his bread and butter. Unless they bring in one Oline coach and split Ends and Tackles.

Jesus Fucking Christ.
UMASS is not good, right?
D1-AA
but are they any good?
i dunno

looks like the just hired a new head coach. and they’re joining the MAC this year (east division). they were 5-6 in 2011.

so maybe not so much.

I've had too many drinks

to consider this.

This is just my knee-jerk reaction to hearing that we’re going to be treated to an ENTIRE staff of people that no other major program even considered hiring.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong with that?

Solazzo just took a DL coach job at Villanova last spring.

Was a coach at UMD for 10 years.

http://www.villanova.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/051611aaa.html

Waldron, I don’t know WTF. Was New England’s tight ends coach for a year (2008) before either leaving or getting fired:

http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/index.php/2010/01/29/patriots-te-coach-shane-waldron-is-no-longer-with-the-team/

For the record, I don’t know how a tight ends coach gets blamed or credit for…well, anything.

Shooting for the stars!

FWIW

In case anyone is interested in showing up for the presser tomorrow (Saturday) morning at 11:30 at the Nittany Lion Inn — in true blue new Penn State fashion – it’s not open to the public.

Creepy youtube of O’Brien arriving to BJC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5giW-KkBo4&list=UUwVDgj8EMN8ZAPOqxynbaeg&index=2&feature=plcp

That young family is in for some ride.

I wish them all the best.

I'm a Cal fan but sympathize with Penn State fans

over this awful handling of the situation. You all don’t deserve such an incompetent administration. Knowing this is a horrible situation either way, why is it important to make a “clean break” from everything previous? As far as i’m concerned, this was the fault of a rogue pedophile along with an incompetent administration and the Penn State community doesn’t deserve this. I really hope Tom Bradley is allowed to stay on staff. That guy deserves to stay.

TWO incompetent administrations

One that doesn’t properly report rape allegations, and another who conducted this parody of a HC search.

Hey if you want to read something completely retarded about this:

Dave Jones thinks people would have also rejected Mike Leach because offense and stuff, actually I’m not entirely sure: http://blog.pennlive.com/davidjones/2012/01/penn_state_fans_have_stupid_re.html

The URL is great btw, in that it preserves the original headline phrasing.

I am a little in love with Mike Leach

I loves me a Pirate. He got screwed, also.

I love him too

I would have killed to have him at PSU. He’s a great coach and a fantastic and interesting person in general.

Did you read Spencer Hall’s article about spending a day with him on a boat? That is when I fell in love.

http://www.sbnation.com/2011/7/20/2282082/mike-leach-texas-tech-interview

Plus, Key West is my Happy Place

Yeah, way ahead of you. Read his autobiography the day it came out too.

Unfortunately, watching him get railroaded by the incestuous ESPN news machine was good prep for the past few months.

Dave Jones is a moron

I would’ve been completely behind a Leach hire. Anyone that pisses alleged-hooker-murderer Craig James and likes pirates is a-ok in my book.

Leach is too western

I think. Like Peterson, I don’t think he’d come east.

oh man Mike Leach was my #1 choice!!!

But I’m not a Letterman and I’m not In-The-Know Booster.

Fuck it.

I’m all in.
Lets do this shit. Fuck Joyner. Fuck Lubert. Fuck the BoT.

O’brien is our coach, and if we want him to stay for the next 30 years, we need to give him a reason to.

WE ARE

Agreed.

Welcome coach. I look forward to you joining the PSU family. Eventually.

I just have to say

That it is very interesting how we all went from irate to “welcome to the family” in 24 hours.

Because the anger is with the BoT.

And we’ve been sitting in this abusive relationship for 2 months now, we’re used to it.

Not me.

There were plenty of better options for the kids on the team. This guy isn’t anywhere on the list. Rent, don’t buy. Leave that office alone. And don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

Don't get me wrong.

We’re totally going to leave them the next time they push us around.

So are we in a Lifetime movie here?
You hadn't realized that by now?
I think you have to have

at least one murder to qualify for Lifetime movie status

Joyner?
no, dude, JS
I fgiured that was already a given

Without any of this other stuff.

touche
Not really

Just figured we would take out JS, as soon as we could. The least we can do.

he has been remarkably quiet lately...
I guess that is a good thing

But who knows what he and his lawyer are scheming for the trial.

Probably

out buying some new PSU gear for the trial

Projectile vomits.
He better not wear a PSU tie to the tial
Do ties go with track suits?

then I think we’re safe.

He would make it work
he clearly is not concerned

with what people think. He would most certainly rock a track suite and tie

he's on house arrest

he can’t be out and about like he was

He woudl still find a way to mess with stuff
We took pics in front of Joe's house

when we were in State College a few weeks ago.

I took a dump in front of Sandusky’s . . .

Well played Sir, well played.
Oh, ya did not

Nobody can find how to get to Sandusky’s house. They go to turn onto that road off College and go, “nah, can’t be down this thing.”

I followed the trail of used camera batteries,

dropped by all the news crews.

Oh, wait, they were all in front of Joe’s house, for no good reason . . . .

Because it's real now
i haven't.

Fuck him if he isn’t full time.

said just like someone in an abusive relationship
K-state = Cowboys?

anyone else notice how Kansas State looks very similar to the Dallas Cowboys? Silver helmets… white jerseys… silver pants. Oh, and they’re losing.

Yeah, and Jerry Jones went there back in the day
He went to Arkansas
Damn

I knew that, with Mike Ditka as a roomie

Jimmy Johnson
Wow

I am really off, and saw little vignet at the begining of this game all about their rooming and whatnot.

Also

Jerry has to have nearly 20 years on Jimmy Johnson.

they did a whole story before the game on how they were roommates in college

Nope

Jimmy was born in 1943, he is old

Mike Ditka went to Pitt.
RE: Search Secrecy

The way espn and the media turned every rabbit fart from mount nittany into crawler material…..I would keep this process to myself too if for no other reason than to give them a fuck you.

And I am referring......

To how espn and the media treated the coverage of the “breaking scandal”.

Got to love the success of all the Patriots Offensive Coordinators as Head Coaches.

Did the committee take this into consideration?

Ok seriously.

We need to find a shipping address for this guy, and start a BSD wardrobe drive.

Nothing mean or malicious. Just a very subtle hint that we’ve got your back as long as you’re in the Blue and White.

I’ll be sending a fake beard.

I'm sure you can jsut send it to Lasch

c/o BOB

At least it's better to have O'Briens chin

than Charlie Weis’ gut.

+1 Or more specifically

Gunt

"@JasonLaCanfora:

More on O’Brien/Penn State: there will be sweeping coaching staff changes announced, with likely just one assistant retained #insideslant"

please let it be LJ, please let it be LJ
If he's staying with NE til the end of season, it's almost gotta be LJ to help salvage the recruiting class
LJ or Vandy.
It's McQueary.

Trust me on this one.

Is he still in hiding?
He is in the witless

protection program.

That is not a typo.

Why the eff would any of them want to stay?

Especially the fact that this whole process was about a clean slate?

Officially up on gopsusports.com now.

http://www.gopsusports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/010612aab.html

I’ll bet any takers an internet pony bottle that Bradley will be retained as D-coordinator.

I'll see your internet pony bottle

and raise you threeve BSD dollars.

Eh, I'll check.

Not totally sure if Bradley would actually agree to this, but it would definitely smooth the transition. So that’s why I bet a pony bottle instead of a pitcher.

@sekrah

" A source close to Les Miles representation leaked to me that he was interested. I assumed wrongly PSU would step up."

This?

This is why people shouldn’t assume Twitter is the world’s greatest source of info.

I didn't think anyone did
Judging by

the amount of people – this board included – who got their panties in a bunch over every rumor they heard, I’d argue lots of people take tweets as true facts.

Sometimes it’s a great way to instantly break info. Other times, it’s a way to be clueless.

Over/under on how many seasons it will take before Nike gets their hooks in the athletic department

and our beloved uniforms undergo an overhaul.

I swear, that will be the absolute last straw. SHIT. WILL. BURN.

Nike has no interest in fucking with our uniforms.

There is no place in all of sport where their logo is more prominent than our uniforms. It’s the only thing that is not blue on the jerseys.

I am not as optimistic.

A couple years of shitty attendance and low donations, and Joyner is suddenly offering our uniforms up to Nike’s design team for a big fat check.

Nike does that to make money.

Not to pay money. We should be fine from a uniform prospective.

hopefully joyner won't be here long enough for that to happen...
I was talking to Spider last year

and he said that our jersey’s are nike’s second favorite – behind Oregon of course

They’re not changing that anytime soon

I hope Spider does not get fired
me too! he's amazing
He will

BECAUSE THE HOUSE MUST BE CLEANED AND HERP DERP.

The chances of Spider getting fired are 0.0%
Oh, I just realized that
I said the other night

If we end up with Nike Pro Combat unis, with the names in glitter and stickers on shiny helmets

I become a full on Hawkeye or Dawgs fan

Badgers for me..... even though Bielema is a douch
I'll just chuck the whole sport if that happens.

Or maybe start making an effort to see my actual alma mater play. 1-AA, but the tickets are cheaper.

All of our sports have classy simple uniforms. Volleyball, basketball, soccer, etc. it’s the brand.

Changing them would be like changing the Yankees uniforms. I hate the Yankees, but they have the best uniforms.

A little late to the party

As much as I hate this hire, I’d like to wish BOB the best of luck. I hope he proves a vast majority of us wrong.

I think most of us don't hate BOB, per se,

just angry over him as Joyner’s choice and how Joyner has treated this whole search . . . .

Anyone watching this game?

And does anyone think it is ironic that Tim Brewster is giving expert opinions on what the coaches should do in certain downs?

Wife and I are watching.

Rooting for K-State — the anti-SEC team. Plus, Bill Snyder reminds us of a young Joe Paterno.

Yeah I respect Bill Snyder

Seems like a great coach.

And that was just a sick catch on the sidelines.

Yeah, gotta give credit where due.

Still not rooting for the Hawgs.

Yeah I always rout against the SEC, in all games.
Double prizes

when they play one another.

Can't root for the Hawgs

because of Petrino (‘Wait, Vick’s been arrested? I’m outta here")

Roll up your pant legs BOB...

cause this is STILL Joe’s house.

^ Truf!

Start the petition to name it “Joseph V. Paterno Field”. I’m signing first!

There already is a group that was doing this

Not sure where they are now with it, but I believe the Letterman’s Club or someone was trying to get the field changed.

I would be with you

except Joe had said he did not want this

Unfortunately, Joe will not be with us forever.

It needs to be done, even if posthumously, to stick a knife eye of this BoT.

Unless they feel that they have to sign off on it first.
I would hope the family knows we, the fans,

want this done out of love for Joe.

But what about General Beaver!!

I shit you not, there’s a group of people who are against changing it because they want to honor Gen Beaver. Who died in 1914 and has 409 fewer career wins at the division 1 level.

http://www.psu.edu/ur/about/markers/others/jamesbeaver.html

The stadium stays Beaver,

the field is JVP Field.

The stadium name needs to stay the same so opposing teams can whine, “I got screwed at the Beaver.”

Over/Under on the Joe Paterno chants for the first game next year??

Also, someone beter get in BOB’s ear and tell him about who comes off the bus first.

Seriously

I love our traditions. The blue bus, the uniforms, all of it.

I’m all for welcoming our new coach. Until he fucks with the uniforms.

Dont even think about touching the uniforms..

although I am a fan of the white piping on the blue unis and vice versa for the white.

he won't. heck, that may be oart of the contract.
BUT

I wouldn’t be opposed to the occasional blue pants with the white road uni.

Total opposite.

I’d be ok with road unis that are total opposite of our homes – blue helmet, white stripe, white shirts, blue pants. Black socks. Not white shoes, however. That would look naff.

thats cool, but

NEVER white shoes.

Someone needs to show BOB the

RichRod effigies from when he screwed with Michigan’s traditions.

this won't be another richrod
From your keyboard to

God’s screen, Merle.

My brother just sent me this which is on Lions24/7

Rundown from Mckinley on ESPN:


If you want to believe this guy or not is up to you, but he’s offering a very detailed synopsis of the search.

Meyer was originally #1. Gruden was #1 after Meyer backed down. 7 yrs, $33.5 million was his offer. He wanted full disclosure about the investigation and an out clause for 3 NFL teams. When PSU disagreed, he backed away…but he was prepared to take the job if his demands were met. He says that Gruden was very close to taking the job. Deal with Gruden broke down around Christmas.

After Gruden situation fell through,
Plan A: Richt
Plan B: O’Brien
Plan C: Grobe
Plan D: Bradley

Les Miles did reach out to PSU last week, but his interest was mild. Ditto for Stoops. Chris Petersen was never seriously considered. Grobe withdrew from consideration last week, making Scrap Plan C.

Richt’s eventual hang-up became the fact that his daughter has some type of specific illness, and Richt’s wife was very concerned about relocating her (similar to Petersen’s son). Other than that, he claims that the Richt deal was entirely agreed upon until his wife got cold feet. According to him, Richt still wants the job, but chose to put his family first.

Says that Joyner was awful to deal with…terribly dishonest.

Says Ira did a great job with both Gruden and Richt. Joyner was the real hold-up in landing one of the big guys.

Says if he had to guess on what staff members would be retained…Buggs and LJ and/or Vandy. Thinks Buggs is most likely to stay and perhaps Vandy/LJ. Scrap told PSU that he wanted to leave. Has no idea what they will do with Jay, but he won’t be on staff

Great

Wonder how many more “Plan” guys we had before we unearthed the otherwise unwanted BOB?

One name that is not on there

Is Tom Clements, which I was under the impression had like 3 interviews.

Another is Roman
What do you mean, Roman?

That is Greek to me . . . .

Ha
I'm from Pennsylvania,

my wife is from North Carolina. She thought I was foreign because when we were dating I had Roman hands. ;-D

Never heard that one

Spent 2 years in Greensboro for grad school, i thought it was funny that they thought i had an accent.

We live 20 miles south of GSO,

and, yes, the locals have the accent, not I (or you, it sounds like).

Well I am originally from

An hour north of Philly, so I guess to them I do have one.

25 miles north of Williamsport for me.

From rural part of PA to rural part of NC, with a few detours through US Army and Northern VA.

Was that all BS, or was it real? We'll probably never know.
Clements I mean... and Roman.
Which is why

Lubert should have been lead on all of this. I said this on an earlier thread, but filthy rich guys are always the best negotiators. It doesn’t surprise me at all that he was the best part of the committee

THIS GUY, I CALL THIS GUY "FUCK YOU" BECAUSE HE NEEDS AN OUT CLAUSE.
I don't know

If you ask me, do you want Beef Obrady or Richt… Well… I’d pick Richt, but it would have been awefully close. And I don’t hold it against the committee for not dealing with Gruden if he had an automatic out for three teams — that’s horseshit. 1 team maybe, but 3?

Not a big Gruden fan

but he would have had the stroke to get us past this whole bogus “crisis” thing faster than BOB will.

Chucky Jon would have grabbed the microphone and told the media, “Back off — we are playing football, not who knew what when.”

Who's to say

BOB won’t do the same. He did have the balls to ream out Brady after he threw a bad pass in the red zone.

I hope BoB does the same

The first time someone, cough giger couch, says or asks something stupid, just give it to them. lay down the law the first time and they will know who they are dealing with.

I hope you guys are right.

I got a job one time where I replaced someone who had been there for 20 years. I was miserable because folks kept telling me, “That’s not what X did.” and I tried to do as she had done. I finally starting doing things my way, and (politely) telling people that’s how it was going to be. Things got much better shortly thereafter,

They fired me. LOL!

I am realizing

all that BOB is going to have to learn in a short period of time. This is why he needs Penn State people around him.

Maybe the leak was a good thing? It allowed us to work out our rage. Now many of us are moving on to acceptance and support.

I wish BOB the best of luck. He can start by saying good things at the presser tomorrow. ;-)

He better show up in a suit and tie!

He loses even more points if he doesn’t.

And nothing that has the Pats logo on it
^ This.

I don’t care if he has to change in the hallway just before going into the presser. Wear OUR uniform — button-down shirt, tie, and at least a sport coat.

As long as it's not a hoodie with the sleeves cut, I think I'll survive.
Respectfully disagree.

WE ARE PENN STATE! We do things with class, DESPITE how the BoT shit the bed.

I had the same thought today.....

….outrage last night…. anger this morning….. lulled into acceptance by nightfall.

Joyner is a BOT puppet

Get these people out of here!!!!

Agreed!

/OccupyPSUBoardroom.

I don't believe that Gruden story above

Not at all. It just fits the narrative Joyner-haters want to believe.

I could believe the stuff about Gruden, but not the rest. The reports that Roman and The Green Bay guy were interviewed are very credible. Where are they on that list?

I don’t think we ever had a chance with Peterson, but I’d be surprised if we didn’t ask. And what about all of the Munchak stories? I also suspect we called Pat Fitzgerald. Little chance he’d leave NW, but he loves JoePa and is supposedly upset with the pace of promised facility upgrades there. Worth asking.

Richt seems unlikely. I think he’s just angling for a better deal from Georgia, but that situation there is odd. Georgia needs to pay up or fire him. They either think he can win the SEC or they don’t.

Not to disparage a whole profession, but I cover medicine for a living so it wouldn’t surprise me if Joyner is kind of a dick. Ortho surgeons are known to be “cowboys.”

But what was Joyner supposedly dishonest about? In my experience, you don’t ever know if an employer is dishonest until after you take the job.

I’m not impressed with his job as AD, but I think there’s now a tendency to paint him as even worse than he is.

Any chance the presser will be televised live?
BTN is airing it
OK, thanks, Aries.

Aries = Mars. My first name is Mark, derived from Mars. I knew I liked you!

I try

My brother’s name is Mark also

More good things!
ESpin is saying it's 'official official"

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7434520/penn-state-nittany-lions-officially-hires-bill-obrien-new-coach

Gopsusports.com

Has a story confirming also, and that is the offical PSU sports page.

“I am thrilled to be the head coach of the Penn State football program,” O’Brien said in a statement. “As head coach of this special football program, it is my responsibility to ensure that this program represents the highest level of character, respect and integrity in everything we do.”

“There is tremendous pride in Penn State football and (we) will never, ever take that for granted,” O’Brien said.

“We have found the man to take Penn State football forward,” acting athletic director David Joyner said. “Needless to say, we have been looking for someone with some very special qualities, beginning with a heart that beats to the values and vision of Penn State University and our Penn State football legacy and tradition.”

Not to parse every one of Joint-smoker's comments

but Penn State football does not need to be taken “forward” — we are already ahead of the pack in so many ways, thanks to JVP.

Every new coach says that, always seems stupid to say
That was part of Joyner's statement --

he should stop apologizing, implicitly and explicitly, for Penn State and Penn State football.

Douchea.

I re-read the statement

And realized it was Joyner that said it, he is a complete douche.

sorry, I should have c&p-ed better. :-)
No I just needed to read better, you were fine.
yes!

keep “douchea” alive!

I like him more and more

The correct way to start things off.

Me too

And to be fair, we have been struggling to move the football forward as of late.

I agree that they need to stop apologizing. That was Lavar’s point too, but if the only way to do that was to hire Bradley then that’s going too far the other direction just for a symbol.

The more I think about this, the more I think there’s a case to be made that Bradley is not the right guy because we desperately need to move our offense into the post-WWII era and Bradley might not be the guy to do that. Could he really fire Jay, Galen, and Anderson, men he’s worked with forever? He’s known Jay since he was a little kid. And who would he hire to replace them. What offensive coaches outside of PSU does he know?

I don’t know if all that is quite true, but it may be.

well, it has been widely publicized that Galen and Anderson were planning on retiring once Joe was gone anyway

And I’m pretty sure I’ve heard multiple times that Jay and Tom did NOT get along, so honestly I think all three would have been gone for any coach.

Penn State interim head coach Tom Bradley told ESPN’s John Barr that he met one-on-one with Joyner, who told him they decided to go in a different direction.

Asked if he would remain on the staff, Bradley said he’s had other offers. In reflecting on his short time at the helm of Penn State, he said: “I have learned more in 55 days than most people learn in a coaching career. I’m better for it.”

Earlier Friday, Bradley’s attorney, Rich Puleo, said the interim coach had been fired by Penn State, a report Bradley refuted.

“I am not fired by Penn State,” Bradley said. “I am still an employee of Penn State University, still a member of the staff — everybody is on the staff until (O’Brien) decides who he wants to keep on his staff.”

i was c&p from that article; there's lots more.
here is Rittenberg's article; much the same; but has the quotes condensced (sp?).

http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/id/43353/psu-officially-names-obrien-as-coach

Where could he go?

There are no D1A openings left.
Mt Lebanon HS needs a coach.
Tons of NFL jobs opening now.
Anything in 1-AA?

I think he'll be alright
And I will probably be a fan of whatever school he goes to,

unless it’s Pitt . . . . I.just.can’t.root.for.the.Pansies.

in general, not completely awful timing on this; the announcement made during/@end of Cotton Bowl.

gets covered tonight; will lead the morning sports news; then the presser at 11:30.

maybe I get plastered for that, but my opinion.

at this point, meh

I don’t think expectations are very high on how the Admin will handle anything

Nobody is watching this

Nobody is watching the morning sports news
Maybe halftime of tomorrow’s NFL games?

Well, this almost felt like old times

night all

Night, letsgo.

Not too far behind you . . . not literally, of course. K State losing to the Razorbacks — rats.

Same here

Bad ending to that game, winner wise. Had to change to something else.

g'nite all. sleep well
So you don't want to know

K-State QB just threw an INT that Arky ran back to like the Cat 15. 6 secs left. Hopefully Arky takes a knee.

Good thing I changed it

To bad nothing else really on.

btw, where are the MODs. Slackers are probably sleeping at near-midnight; there should be a new thread posted. Don't they know that the PSU admin issues press releases at 11 pm-midnight? LOL
Clealry this thread is full

We need to discuss any and all intricacies of that presser….ahhh screw it.

Maybe they're all out (or at home) getting #drunj
I love that new hash

drunj, good times.

Night, folks.

I appreciate all y’all (Southern for “yuns”).

My drink is stiff.

I’m out.

I’ll be in State College tomorrow. See you at Champs.

Lucky bastard

Wish I was living in SC. Hopefully by this summer.

I live in Pittsburgh

My mom and dad live in State College. We’re celebrating Orthodox Christmas tomorrow. That, and I’m going to Champs. For pizza. I like Champs pizza.

So good times will be had by all this weekend

Nice.

Well, I think my work here is done for the day

Also seems everyone else is asleep as well.

Peace out.

Not me

I’m a creature of the night.
On my lonely crusade for justice.

I'm not buying the "he does nothing" line

The more I read about this guy, the less I believe the notion that he doesn’t do anything for the Patriots. It’s been noted that Belichek originally didn’t want an OC, but then reluctantly took O’Brien. But I noticed that the Pats have nobody listed as a Defensive Coordinator either. So it seems that Belichek is just a total control freak. That’s not a knock on O’Brien. If anything it shows he can deal with difficult people.

And at least O’Brien is at least sometimes on the sidelines. Many NFL OC/QBCs are only in the booth. And despite their argument, the Boston media seems to believe Brady when he says he really likes working with him and that he’s important. So these are all positives. If he steals some of the Pats other offensive assistants, that would probably be ok too.

Bob Ley is such a douche...

Listen to the narrative of the moderator: http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=7433142

It’s like listening to vultures eating road kill. We’re “insular”. Penn State is “damaged”. Every adjective is negative. At the end, I’m left feeling like we were lucky to get BOB…let alone a real coach.

I hate ESPN…I feel like they crapped in my mouth.

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