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This Is Totally One Of The Russian Guys Who Trained Ivan Drago, Right? Penn State has a new trainer for its football team: Tim Bream, fresh from spending 18 years with the Chicago Bears. He was their head athletic trainer for 14 years:

Bream has known Penn State acting athletic director Dr. David Joyner, an orthopedic physician who specializes in sports medicine, since they worked together at the 1988 U.S. Olympic basketball trials.

"We’ve always kept in touch," Bream said. "He inquired if I was interested in the position and we had some discussion about it. For me, it’s going home and going back to my alma mater. It’s just a good opportunity for me and my family."

...

O’Brien said the reception he had experienced had been positive, though some former Penn State players were initially upset that he was hired despite having no previous ties to the program. O’Brien said he was receiving about 100 supportive e-mails per day. He tries to respond to each at night.


BOB Goes To Work. A New York Times profile of The BOB, with some insight into his brief but meaningful interactions with Joe Paterno:

There are reminders of Paterno everywhere, including the area outside O’Brien’s office, where a photograph of his predecessor hangs alongside other former Penn State coaches. O’Brien called Paterno at home after he accepted the job. During the 10-minute conversation, O’Brien recalled, Paterno told him to uphold the ideals he aspired to with the team.

"It’s about carrying on the standards and traditions of excellence Coach Paterno set here football-wise and academically," O’Brien said. "We want to carry on the standard he set here. You can play really good football and graduate with a meaningful degree."

Okay, so BOB has some time on his hands. Message boards are littered with happy fans who write O'Brien an email and quickly received a response. Give the man credit, he's quickly building up goodwill.

COME TO PENN STATE. Recruiting news has been fast and/or furious, as you've seen in our increased recruiting coverage here at BSD. Frank Bodani of the York Daily Record adds another log to the fire, complete with annoying. One sentence. Paragraphs. Throughout.

Happy Valley Swag District. Congratulations to linebacker Nathan Stupar, who is not only invited to the NFL combine but also got engaged in grand fashion recently.

Jamil Pollard Has Been Through It. A completely heartbreaking and inspirational story about our prized defensive tackle recruit attempting to overcome multiple family tragedies and illnesses.

Oh. You Again. Jerry Sandusky is shocked that people suddenly have a different view of him. And this is already covered in the Fanshots, but since nobody reads them, here's another chance to see what Dottie Sandusky learned during her weekend at the Richard Petty Driving School.

In Other Legal Wranglings. Because Joe Paterno obviously can't testify at Tim Curley's perjury trial, Curley's lawyer wants his client's charges dismissed. Of course, that could all be a big misunderstanding, as the PennLive article also states that Paterno was diagnosed with "lunch cancer". Lunch cancer. Real media, people!

And in a late update from the Sandusky case, a Centre County judge has ruled on a number of motions filed last week:

  • Sandusky is allowed to visit with his grandchildren, under certain conditions
  • He is permitted to leave his house to assist his legal team, provided that he notifies county authorities
  • He is allowed to sit on his back porch, despite objections from parents and neighbors
  • The prosecution's request for an out-of-town jury has been denied
  • Sandusky's request to release grand jury testimony transcripts has been denied

Sports! PSU demolished Utah Valley 39-3 in wrestling. UVU's only points were in the 133-pound match, as Frank Martellotti lost a 3-1 decision to Blake Mangum. Martellotti was subsequently abandoned in the Utah mountains by Cael Sanderson to wrestle a bear and think about what he'd done. The basketballin' Lady Lions are now 20-5 and ranked #18 in the nation, following a double-digit win over Northwestern.

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Nate Stupar = Mad Swag

That is all.

yeah, no kidding

Just curious – was getting access to the stadium like this pretty easy for a football player? I mean, I’m sure it was easier for him than it was for the “regular” student, but do you think this this took a lot of persuasion for someone in facilities management?

Probably not.

I sort of remember a similar story from Colt McCoy, who I believe proposed to his girlfriend on the 50 yard line at DKR Stadium.

Seems like being a former player is the connection you need.

AQ Shipley proposed on the 50 yard line too

he had pics on twitter, and she was pregnant. But there have been no more mentions of her or the baby, something sad must have happened.

I can't.

Even begin to.

Read that article by Bodani.

When did it become an acceptable practice.

To write articles one sentence at a time?

It’s maddening.

That was

Truly.

Awful.

Honestly, I just read through and counted the number of single sentence paragraphs that could have been combined together to make a real paragraph.

Bodani. What. The. F**K.

Learn.

To.

Write.

Better.

Bodani

It sucks.

He has decent content sometimes.

His articles are almost unreadable, the way he formats them.

I wonder if the York Daily Record does this with all of their articles.

And did I say, it sucks.

I tried it

and it sucks.

I know they say that you should write at a 5th or 6th grade level.

Or something stupid like that.

It’s the continual dumbing down of America.

Even “See Spot Run” is a more challenging read that his nonsense.

You ignorant people just don't appreciate

haiku.

On second thought, you’re right — it’s annoying!!!!

That really is effing annoying!

I used to live in York and read Bodani’s columns frequently, but I never noticed his writing “crutch” until Grovich pointed it out. (I would call it a “style”, but it looks more like a crutch to me.) Maybe he is getting paid by the webpage inch.

It’s maddening.

Maybe he tweeted the whole thing to his editor. The longest paragraph was 3 sentences.

The YDR and Dispatch editors love this format.

It must be a YNC thing.

I get what he is trying to accomplish.

Primarily, he’s trying to make the article easier to read by keeping the text blocks smaller. People tend to start glossing over paragraphs that are too long, so there is some basis for that. I also think that rappy website formatting around all of the nonsensical advertising doesn’t help ether.

Also, this can be done for dramatic effect.

But it’s no longer dramatic, when your whole article is in effect, a dramatic declaration. It’s kind of like starting a sentence with “and”. You’re not supposed to do it, but you can if you don’t over do it.

I'm from York and all I got from your post was:
I get what he is trying to accomplish.

Also, this can be done for dramatic effect.

I have no idea what you are trying to say.

you been lawyered!

Good Times article. I was initially hesitant about the BOB hire (was in the Bradley camp) but I am really starting to dig him. Seems like a good guy, with good coaches around him (ie. Johnson), and a plan.

The article was fine.

I’m irritated with the Tom Lemming quote. Some guys left, but in all honesty, recruiting ended about as well as could be expected in the final few weeks.

I suspect things will be just fine.

Agreed

the staff did a fine job finishing up recruiting with the mess they were handed. Bringing in the WVU guys and a few others really helped form a solid class out of what could have easily been a disaster. Recruiting should be fine.

Yep

Not sure if anyone short of someone with tattoo parlor connections could have saved the class this year.

well I have connections....

but theyre all out here in California…

R.I.P. Whitney Houston
Amen

that video of her singing the national anthem gave me chills

The Pollard article was great

He will be an easy kid to root for.
Recruiting should be interesting this year, seems like we should absolutely be in on some high end talent. That Bodani article was difficult to read. Must have went to the Peter King school of journalistic writing.

So BOB bid on a house in Boalsburg, eh?

Wonder if it's the same one Urban bought there, and now he's trying to get rid of it?

I had a bad case of lunch cancer once.

Went away by supper time, though.

Lunch cancer is no joking matter

its a serious disease that affects hundreds of dozens of people every year. That’s why I’ve started a fund to help those who suffer from lunch cancer and their loved ones. If you’d like to donate, please feel free to send me like, 5 bucks or something in the mail. Every donation helps.

i shall

send you a sandwich to help you fight off this lunch disease that has affected trillions of people in the last 2 days alone

please

make it turkey. Mayo, hold the tomatoes.

add pepperachinis
I'm happy THON is this weekend.

They can finally bring to light the horrors of pediatric lunch cancer. Hopefully a lunch cancer survivor can tell their story during family hour.

I thought Subway settled this

whole Lunch Cancer thing out of court last year?

I must be mistaking it with the Shit Sandwich fiasco of 2011.

OOOHH NOOO!!!!

didn’t you here that the withholding of tomatoes on a sandwich is the number one leading factor to lunch cancer

Pardon my ignorance.

What different roles do the trainer and the strength and condition coach play? Is it possible to get a new rundown of the coaches and are they all in place now?

Thanks.

the trainer is a doctor that helps hurt and injured players recover

the S&C coach works will all the players to develop the strength and conditioning to avoid injuries and become stronger.

What does this mean about Dr. Sebastianelli?
He's still the team doctor.

As I said below, I’m pretty sure a trainer is not a doctor, although they are highly trained in the treatment and prevention of sports injuries. I think people with kinesiology degrees are often trainers, but I’m not 100% sure of this.

Thanks, icavalera.

I was reacting to Spakajewia’s use of “dcotor” — didn’t want Dr. S to wind up wearing cement overshoes, like they did with Joe.

sorry, yeah, doctor is a stretch...
No worries.

Just showing my mistrust of anything that looks, smells, or speaks of “Joyner”.

Maybe I'm mistaken, but a trainer isn't a doctor.

At least not in my experience, which admittedly doesn’t include college athletics.

yeah, i almost said doctor or nurse, but that isn't right either

it’s the dude that tapes ankles.

Easy.

Trainer: treats injuries, tapes ankles, probably has a big role in overseeing injury rehab, etc.

Strength Coach: Screams at players to hit oversized truck tires with sledgehammers, makes players run until they puke.

Also, there's only one real change to the coaching staff since the profiles we ran.

We still don’t have a QB coach because Bill Belichick is apparently trying to keep George Godsey for himself up in New England.

Kerry Collins lives 20 miles south of me;

should I drop in and see what he is doing besides raising cows?

Would rather have Darryl Clark

he seems like a much better communicator.

And less likely to show up hungover.
Kerry can always hang out with Fera.
I like Clark as a GA

not a QB Coach. Let him learn for a couple years before he makes that jump.

Clark is a CRYBABY and dbag...IMO. Only LJ Jr pouted more on the sidelines

Give me Collins any day of the week over DC.

By no means was he a perfect man when younger but dude was in the league for a LONG time and know a ton of FB

I'm jumping in my car right now, STL,

and heading down 220 to get to KC’s house! Signing him up.

How about Todd Blackledge?
Sold

but we need to hook him up with some Lipitor first.

That he might need

Also he might need it more if he get back to State College, since he will be at The Diner and the Creamery all the time.

Problem solved.

Wait

Is Matt Seneca busy?

But really....Whither Jay Paterno...

I follow him on twitter, he had a lot of Super Bowl opinions, so of which might have been heavily veiled swipes at BOB for overuse of offensive innovations, like the forward pass.

But what will become of him? I think he’s got a good shot to replace Joyner as AD, but that’s just a complete guess. It’s hard to imagine him leaving State College, but he’s not going to just sit on his ass for the rest of forever, either…

What is this forward pass you speak of?

I thought QB’s are only there to hand off for reverses.

Or fullback dives.

I am in mourning over their apparent demise . . . .

Have to appreciate

The play of a good fullback, since they are so rare these days.

We have been blessed in the past with

good FB’s, and have a couple on the team right now. Would be a shame to see that talent go to waste.

They are good players

Need that big running back for the short yardage and screens. Also can be very helpful in pass protection.

Yep!

Sometimes, “you don’t know what you got til it’s gone.” Hope BOB’s offensive schemes have a place for our FB’s.

I can see him keeping them

And using them in the pass game more than anything else. I mean Gronk is a big dude, so is the Zordich, possible play the same role.

my favorite play, ever
I'm not "in the know" by any means

but I think there is ZERO chance Jay replaces Joyner as AD.

do you think he'll go somewhere else to coach?

I thought of that role for Jay because I can’t imagine him really doing much of anything else at the University and it seems like he wants to stay in State College, but maybe he’ll be ready to leave, particularly once the season starts again…

I have no clue.

If I had to guess, we’ll probably see some news in the next year about our ex coaches finding jobs at smaller schools.

I think he sticks around

to file “defamation of character” suits against the BoT. Not because he is more vindictive than Joe, Sr., but because the BoT needs to be turned over someone’s knee and paddled with a four-inch wide leather belt.

hbeach, do you deal in the blueberrys and grapes from Chili? Curious whether the blueberrys are worth it this time of year.

Grapes and stonefruit (peaches, nects, etc)

the next blueberry I sell will be the first.

They should be fine though. Blueberries out of South America have been overproduced for a few years now, so they should start getting pretty cheap this time of year.

What do you do actually?
Import fruit from South America (mainly Chile)

and sell it.

Kinda like a stockbroker except my currency turns to mush if it’s not sold in time, and the growers I represent won’t send me more fruit if I don’t get them a fair return. No idea how I ended up doing this, but it pays the bills.

That is actually really interesting

I teach world geography, so when I saw you talking about fruit imports from South America, it peaked my interest.

Instead of stockbroker, your like the merchatile exchange but in real time products.

mercantile exchange, yeah that's more like it

it is interesting. no season is the same to the say the least. 8.9 earthquake one year, freeze the next, peso – USD exchange, etc.

Stay away from tulips --

the Dutch never recovered as a world power after that market wilted.

That and

Going to war with England a few times and not really exploiting their overseas colonies, except Indonesia. But those damn tulips really sucked, Europeans were nutz for them for the longest time. That and their textiles.

Human nature hasn't changed much.

We go crazy about some silly things, too. The early 17th century Dutch would be at home in our time . . .

You are the middle man.

I’ve heard about you.

I teach world geography

So, Aries, where IS Carmen Sandiego? And Waldo?

You really don't want to know

It will keep you awake at night picturing it.

I was just wondering, cause blueberries were pretty cheap at my local butcher shop this past week and I do love blueberries.

I get 20lbs from the local Kiwanas club sale every July. Made pie for the first time last year and was very successful. We always flash freeze them in qt bags and have them in winter on cereal and pancakes but some fresh would be nice.

yeah, like I mentioned....overproduction = good for sonsumers = bankrupt South American farmers
I hope he runs for Senator

then becomes President some day.

JAYPA4PREZ

And Penn State wins the national championship

and they get to go to the White House to give him a jersey……BOOM

Oh no

I’m struggling not to think of how he would work an “end around” into his stump speech. Know this: it would not end well.

Jay would be GREAT political leader
I think Bautista (sp??) is likely the next AD

He’s become a pretty big deal in the athletic department. And I can see him getting the job once he finished shepherding the hockey program to divsion 1.

Pretty impressive actually how much clout he has for a club sport coach.

IDK.

Bautista screwed up Cuba pretty badly, thus opening the door to Castro, with the result that I cannot get great cigars anymore. This is not a good thing.

You were getting cigars pre-Castro?

How old are you?

Not THAT old,

but I’ve had a few Cuban cigars in my time.

I was just playing with Bautista’s name . . . .

I'm still pissed that the Bucs let this guy go to Toronto.
But he sucked.

I can’t even bring myself to complain about it at this point. It’s just being a Pirate fan. I didn’t notice he’d left until he’d hit about 30 home runs the next season, on my response was where, Mexico?

players run until they puke

Or succomb to kidney failure!

We are NOT Iowa
AIRBHG is something I don't want any part of.
Our cheerleaders are prettier.
that's not saying much
Who was the previous trainer?
George Salvaterra
So, wait.... BOB grew up in Andover, MA & will live in Boalsburg?

I grew up in Boalsburg & now live in Andover, MA. Cool.

Does that make you BOB's Benjamin Button?
Focus was lost above... when will new coach be announced?

It feels like BOB should make this announcement in a day or so… perhaps in time to meet the QBs at junior day or meet Adam B on Friday?

Think it's

too early for a siren warm up this weekend?

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